What super powers does the lister above you have?

[J-Rod]

Knows when a friend needs a smile

how the power to create massive orgasms for whomever she wants

 

[AlexBailey]

how the power to create massive orgasms for whomever she wants

His cock has the ability to grow to perfectly fill any ‘vessel’ he puts it into.

 

[hotcpu]

Ability to find every updraft grate on sidewalks in any city.

 

[JKL123]

Ability to find every updraft grate on sidewalks in any city.

He is on stanby for the local power company in case of an outage. He can then stick his member in a socket and restore the whole power grid and bring it back to normalcy. (he's better than solar!)

 

[DarkRaven13]

Shooting his spores at those who spell in lower case only

 

[AZDryHeat]

The ability to grammatically parse any sentence without even looking at it.

 

[AlexBailey]

The ability to grammatically parse any sentence without even looking at it.

The ability to store and retain water and go for weeks without a drink.

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

The ability to never lose a matching sock to its original partner in the washer/dryer.

 

[DarkRaven13]

The ability to know the correct protocols when pm-ing someone. Then once done, able to ask questions that sees into their souls. Or at least into their clothing.

 

[Shenanigans90]

The ability to seduce with the written word.

 

[Girly_girl]

The ability to read all the Lit ladies minds.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Can fly without a broom.

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

Can fly without a broom.

Her Kagel muscles can produce diamonds

 

[AZDryHeat]

Can see in advance when to post on threads so as to follow the right Listers.

 

[AlexBailey]

Can see in advance when to post on threads so as to follow the right Listers.

Can scuttle barefoot across the hottest surfaces.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Can scuttle barefoot across the hottest surfaces.

Can spot a bullshitter on sight. Extremely useful friend at car dealerships!!!

 

[Taegul]

She can accurately predict all Black Friday sales weeks in advance. So, umm, anything good at REI? Asking for a friend.

 

[Twistedkink]

Knows how much cash you have in your wallet by just looking you. That’s why he’s smiling.

 

[Btq97]

Knows how much cash you have in your wallet by just looking you. That’s why he’s smiling.

Knows how to get adult stains out of most fabrics

 

[Hodes101]

Controls the waves.

 

[Mattentive]

Controls the waves.

The ability to choose an avatar that would fit almost perfectly in the avatar above it.

 

[Mattentive]

Extreme detective skills, elite powers of deduction. The deductive detective, some might say.

Has done so many Kegels, she has the world's only pelvic dance floor.

 

[Hodes101]

Has the ability to control the Illuminati

 

[DarkRaven13]

Has the ability to control the Illuminati

He can easily reach the top shelf to get things. Heck, he can easily reach above the top shelf to hide things too!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He can easily reach the top shelf to get things. Heck, he can easily reach above the top shelf to hide things too!

Talks to ravens and has them do her bidding in her ploy to conquer the world using only ravens and a spork