What was the best part of your day today?

[georgie57]

It sounds fun, yes, but imagine the reality for this poor man. Every time he speaks... It is like the story of King Midas. He goes into a shop and asks for a loaf of bread, only for the woman behind the counter to disappear to the staff washroom in a flurry of embarrassment. Asking for directions or phoning for an ambulance, or ordering fast food, or chatting with a cab-driver, or his mother-in-law, all fraught with danger. He can't speak to anyone under 16 for fear of arrest. And who can forget the mess he caused in church that time he read the lesson? In the words of Shirley Bassey..."Gold-speaker, he's the man, the man with the mucus voice". Very sad life he leads.....

 

[talkeasy5813]

It sounds fun, yes, but imagine the reality for this poor man. Every time he speaks... It is like the story of King Midas. He goes into a shop and asks for a loaf of bread, only for the woman behind the counter to disappear to the staff washroom in a flurry of embarrassment. Asking for directions or phoning for an ambulance, or ordering fast food, or chatting with a cab-driver, or his mother-in-law, all fraught with danger. He can't speak to anyone under 16 for fear of arrest. And who can forget the mess he caused in church that time he read the lesson? In the words of Shirley Bassey..."Gold-speaker, he's the man, the man with the mucus voice". Very sad life he leads.....

 

[leglover73]

Talking with a man whose voice makes me instantly wet

You flatter me.

 

[DexterMorgan]

Waking up without a hangover.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Finding messages from the Night Captain upon waking.

And thoughts of shower sex.

 

[bw699353]

The best part of my day will be home time!

 

[gtnlynn]

So far, the best part of my day was playing 18 holes of golf with my best buddy this morning. I'm hoping my wife comes across tonight with some fun sex that far surpasses golf as the best part of the day.

 

[36524]

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[islandjoe2]

A heartfelt conversation with a dear friend first thing this morning.

 

[Cute3Kitty]

Sir taking care of me all day since I've been sick

 

[porkyrocket69]

The Best Part of My Day...

...was chatting with a gorgeous woman.

 

[daddysbaby150]

That first hug when I walked in.

 

[HisGreedySlut]

Getting

Messages from Daddy, of course. He always excites me.

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

Playing games with Sir

 

[canwetalkabouther]

Masturbating whilst listening to her risque tales.

 

[Phantom2840]

The best part was getting a nice buzz then getting horny ready erotic posts on Lit. The best may still be to cum when I jack off to some porn video clips.

 

[talkeasy5813]

Laughing and reminiscing with my friend Susan about the guys we dated before we married our husbands. Too many funny and crazy stories.

 

[DewMee]

best part of ...well yesterday now I guess as its after midnight....
Getting off work, having a few beers, getting chatted up by a couple of strange guys, and going off to have sex with them both.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

Taking a break from work to have a nap

 

[Leigh81]

Walking the dog earlier, then making lunch for my friend
Wonder what hubby will think??

L

 

[Hornblende]

A delicious fire-side fuck, in the flickering light.

 

[talkeasy5813]

Listening to the classic bump 'n grind music my next door neighbor has been playing for the past 3 hours. It feels like I've traveled back in time to the mid 1990's.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

An unexpected job interview that seems to have gone well.
Finding what I was looking for while clothes shopping.
A visit from the puppy on a difficult day.

 

[Cute3Kitty]

Not having a headache for an hour or so before class. This cold and cough is not leaving me alone.

 

[smtst5]

Getting back to the hotel and getting naked