What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[MiaBabe23]

Ooh so cozy! Wait, what’s that…?!

 

[SWR101]

Ooh so cozy! Wait, what’s that…?!

Sorry, I’m a snuggler…

 

[JackKingOff]

Hehe a sneeky devil!!

 

[staylate]

Who are you and what have you done to my wife [who looks like she just had the biggest orgasm of her life]?!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Wait - seven of us now, including his wife?!

 

[lilmissdarling]

I really gotta stop partying so hard... Breakfast?

 

[Joxlrg]

And you are breakfast

 

[drobert44]

Eat after we fuck again

 

[drobert44]

It’s like a Peyton Place around here. I don’t know who’s sleeping with who anymore.

See who gets knocked up

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eat after we fuck again

See who gets knocked up

Serve some water to quench the thirst.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Serve some water to quench the thirst.

How did I end up with your hat again???

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Megan82!! Shit, I thought I was going home with Megan81

 

[JackKingOff]

Still curious?

 

[WerdNerd]

Still curious?

Still straight?

 

[Apisto42]

Dude, on my leg?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dude, on my leg?

'Mmmf mmmf mmmf mmmf mfff'

These face masks are fucking annoying

 

[SWR101]

So which side do I get today? The wanderer or the lustful?

 

[Biggalute]

'Mmmf mmmf mmmf mmmf mfff'

These face masks are fucking annoying

I hear you like a cooked breakfast

 

[Apisto42]

I hear you like a cooked breakfast

Full English, Irish, or Scottish?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Full English, Irish, or Scottish?

Yes.

*waits*

 

[Biggalute]

Yes.

*waits*

You're so continental

 

[Taegul]

I really need to go camping somewhere besides the 7-Eleven parking lot from now on.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh hi there... I'll run inside, Slurpee or Big Gulp?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Eggs, pancakes or waffles? French press or cappuccino?

 

[Wriggle]

You were neither daring nor fun.
I want my money back.