Whats everyone doing today?

Nightbird said:
What not even any student critters?

Canal huh? How sanitary is it?

Oh, my students have animals yes. However, I do not anymore.

Probably not very. It is an open canal only about a foot deep - puppy likes to go "swimming" in it. :)
 
well, it's today and i'm biking in about 6.5 hours... for now, i'm off to bed. :)
 
EJFan said:
i could have waited to post this later, when it actually becomes today, but i may not remember.

so today, in the future, i'm going to take a bike ride and mow the lawn... then i'm doing JACK SHIT for the rest of the day.
You know Jack? Wow I'm impressed, most people don't have a clue about him.

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!
 
Leah's Back

Hey all! I'm back in town... BF is in major pain, and meds ain't cuttin it. Goin to get him to the doctor tomorrow if it's the last thing I do..... :p

On a good note.... there are 'parts' of him that still work... and we've found ways to be "creative"... :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
what i'm doing today is winning... winning like a thoroughbred. in the past 48 hours i have to have taken down well over 300 bucks.
 
EJFan said:
what i'm doing today is winning... winning like a thoroughbred. in the past 48 hours i have to have taken down well over 300 bucks.


No wonder the party is at your house! Congrats :D
 
sleeping

spent a long day at work and having a 2 hr drive ONE WAY doesn't help crap.


it is time to go to bed and sleep. maybe see if I dream of what beautiful lady will come my way.



~ Chris
 
pleasteasme said:
No wonder the party is at your house! Congrats :D
thanks... i finally withdrew money today to fund a vacation. i won't be on lit next weekend. :)
 
CA_Irishpilot said:
spent a long day at work and having a 2 hr drive ONE WAY doesn't help crap.


it is time to go to bed and sleep. maybe see if I dream of what beautiful lady will come my way.



~ Chris
welcome to lit, chris. that 2hr drive sucks... particularly if it's only like 3 miles. :D sorry to hear about it. glad you're here though.
 
bobsgirl said:
It'd actually be pretty cool to have a Lit Girls Only Night Out, don't you think?


Oh wow...YES!

I think we could get into some serious trouble ~ how very fun!!! :devil:
 
I've got the day off, went outside and took the fuel and water pump off the old ute, cut some wood, came back inside, tried to access lit but no go.
Started work on imaging a dodgy HD on a friends pc, should only take a few hours :rolleyes:
Discovered (too late ) that my lit issues may actually be browser issues, not happy about that, although at least i know how to work around it.
Just sitting here watching the progress gauge on the other pc move ever so s l o w l y.
 
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