Whats everyone doing today?

[Mazuri]

Today....ick. Today I get to take my teen school clothes shopping.

Please.
Shoot.
Me.
Now.




But I did wake up to wonderful sex with the hubby this morning so the day's not all bad!

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

In the vernacular of my fellow countrymen, it's time for me to hit the ol' fart sack, have a good day folks.

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

and you have a good night.

Ok I'm really going this time, don't work too hard Mr Wag.

 

[Guest]

 

[Sarojaede]

hey, don't look at me, EJ: i've been concussed!

ed

No, n00bface...I gave you smelling salts.

GEESH!

 

[silverwhisper]

[awakens w/ a start]

all right...this isn't funny...who put me in scaly's frigging corset?!

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

[awakens w/ a start]

all right...this isn't funny...who put me in scaly's frigging corset?!

ed

[grins impishly]

[saunters off]

 

[pleasteasme]

[awakens w/ a start]

all right...this isn't funny...who put me in scaly's frigging corset?!

ed

Well, that is ONE way to wake up!

Are you in the red one or the purple one?

 

[silverwhisper]

it's frigging pink! and it's lacey!

gah! scaly, how the hell does this thing not itch?!

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Sarojaede]

Ummm...what's so wrong with pink and lacey?

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

it clashes w/ my coloration, damn it!

[hands it back to scaly]

[realizes belatedly that he needs a robe or, you know, clothing.]

[slides out as his cheeks become a perfect match for the corset.]

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Ummm...what's so wrong with pink and lacey?

Perhaps it should have read, "Savvie and Lacey?"

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

don't look at me, man: it was all sarojaede's fault! i'm the victim here!

ed

 

[pleasteasme]

fucking give it back. i don't need any cooties in my corsets

I'm giggling, "Cooties in my corset"

hehehehehehe

Pink & lacey is ok but, I prefer black

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

apparently i'm getting fucked in the ass by directv today.

my 2nd... yes SECOND replacement receiver arrived and IT doesn't work either! the tech support people couldn't figure it out either. we tried switching cables on the dish, changing receivers out and nothnig worked. the problem follows the box but how can THREE boxes all be broken? it's all so mystical... and i'm all so sodomized.

 

[Sarojaede]

don't look at me, man: it was all sarojaede's fault! i'm the victim here!

ed

Pssst...you dropped the corset.

For the sake of us all, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

 

[Sarojaede]

victim????

you should be enjoying the attention

Yes, he's a victim and I'm evil. I broke my halo.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

[leaves some random MMOPRG player's bot to repair SJ's halo]

[while scaly is distracted, retrieves trenchcoat, holster and trout]

[trout-smacks scaly into SJ so that both fall to the floor]

ha!

ed