Whats everyone doing today?

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

[hands scaly a scarlet merry widow]

:>

o wait, would you have preferred the cami and tap pant ensemble?

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Sarojaede]

[leaves some random MMOPRG player's bot to repair SJ's halo]

[while scaly is distracted, retrieves trenchcoat, holster and trout]

[trout-smacks scaly into SJ so that both fall to the floor]

ha!

ed

Who said I wanted my halo repaired? Besides it doesn't sit well on horns.

[shoestring tackles SW]

You will pay for the trout smackage.

[giggles gleefully with just the hint of evil]

 

[silverwhisper]

scaly: it's this

SJ: ha! you were tripped up by my wearing shoes w/out shoestrings!

ed

 

[pleasteasme]

apparently i'm getting fucked in the ass by directv today.

my 2nd... yes SECOND replacement receiver arrived and IT doesn't work either! the tech support people couldn't figure it out either. we tried switching cables on the dish, changing receivers out and nothnig worked. the problem follows the box but how can THREE boxes all be broken? it's all so mystical... and i'm all so sodomized.

*Hands EJ industrial sized vat of KY*

 

[silverwhisper]

that blows, EJ.

are they at least using condoms?

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

scaly: it's this

SJ: ha! you were tripped up by my wearing shoes w/out shoestrings!

ed

[points to the fact that she's holding onto the side of SW's shoe and ankle]

[hogties SW and sits back to contemplate the situation]

 

[silverwhisper]

[sigh]

so many comments, so few safe paths...

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

[smirks]

See...there's a reason I broke my halo.

 

[pleasteasme]

[smirks]

See...there's a reason I broke my halo.

Does it work as a boomerang now?

 

[Sarojaede]

Does it work as a boomerang now?

Apparently broken halos don't have the same aerodynamics as boomerangs. Once broken, they never quiet return to their original place. They are always just a bit off the mark. Darn it.

 

[silverwhisper]

SJ: so i suppose it's out of the question to ask whether or not you own a...ah, nevermind...

PTM: i thought that only works for quoll and other aussies?

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

SJ: so i suppose it's out of the question to ask whether or not you own a...ah, nevermind...

PTM: i thought that only works for quoll and other aussies?

ed

[whaps SW upside the head with a book]

You know the rule. Ask me anything, but be sure you are really prepared to hear the answer.

 

[silverwhisper]

...and that's what stopped me. :>

you sure are fond of using that book. are you adding new meaning to the word "bibliophile"?

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

...and that's what stopped me. :>

ed

Hmmmm....

 

[pleasteasme]

Apparently broken halos don't have the same aerodynamics as boomerangs. Once broken, they never quiet return to their original place. They are always just a bit off the mark. Darn it.

You know, I can weld and solder. Just sayin'


*see, I had to MAKE my own halo*

 

[silverwhisper]

bugs quoth
i like her. she's silly!

:>

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

Who's silly?

[looks about]

 

[pleasteasme]

SJ: so i suppose it's out of the question to ask whether or not you own a...ah, nevermind...

PTM: i thought that only works for quoll and other aussies?

ed

I've never been down under...maybe the boomerang travels in the opposite direction there than here?

 

[Sarojaede]

You know, I can weld and solder. Just sayin'


*see, I had to MAKE my own halo*

Ohhhh....hands PT her halo....can you fix this?

 

[pleasteasme]

Ohhhh....hands PT her halo....can you fix this?

Of course! *pulls goggles over her eyes and lights up the torch* Oh, btw, would you like that in silver, 14K gold, or cast iron?

 

[Sarojaede]

Of course! *pulls goggles over her eyes and lights up the torch* Oh, btw, would you like that in silver, 14K gold, or cast iron?

I'm partial to silver but cast iron does hurt more when you fling it at someone.

 

[pleasteasme]

I'm partial to silver but cast iron does hurt more when you fling it at someone.

I'm much more of a silver tone person myself. Excellent point about cast iron. It has several wonderful properties including heat tollerance - I read about the horns