When you are on a date. What are some good things to discuss or ask about?

The most boring question of all, 'What job do you do?'

Find a daft way of describing it (in construction? You get paid for standing in mud while wearing a yellow hat). Make them laugh, keep it light. Don't try to explain the different ways of laying bricks.
 
Ask her do you pay her upfront or when she's done
On sex dates I surprise tricks by not asking for $$$. I can be a ho for you but I prefer to be a slut for me. Different non-POV POV.

On work and friend dates we settle expenses, though people I work with have to understand I will ask them to pimp me off to strangers.

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My gf and I have been dating each other for 19 years. No matter where we go, we act like we just met and say stuff like, "Do you come here often?"
 
Have you always been a girl?
No harm in checking. We have a slogan on the street: disclose or die.

Of course there are nuances.

If the questioner means: "are you a transwoman? I'll get a great blowjob out of this!" that's cool.

If the questioner means "are you one of those disgusting...?

No further comment should be necessary.

But here's one answer: "Yes, kind sir, your taxes paid for me to get rid of my dick. But I can help you lose yours for a great deal less."

Joke. Nonviolent. Sweet. Nice t-gurl.

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Here's one for the brainiacs. I once posted this on Quora.

On a hot date with a stranger, read Orwell's HOMAGE TO CATALONIA and some internet jits on Spanish anarchosyndicalism.

Once you start talking about yourself, say. "I've gotten into this radical idea: it's called libertarian communism. What do you think that means?"

Guaranteed brain fry. Total submission ensues.

What it means:

What it brings:

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