When you post on the masturbating threads...

I would think announcing the act to a bunch of strangers who might think about you while masturbating themselves is very hot! Personally, I can never answer these threads, my fingers are way too busy and slippery to be typing.
Just type slower. 😉
 
When crazed, there is a brief moment of wanting to fuck everyone in the world and/or let's all get off right the fuck now.
 
It turns me on to know there are several of us all masturbating at the same time
I feel like there should be a global masturbation time. Every day at 2200 Zulu the world gets itself off together.

Imagine how much happier we'd be.

Right after we'd try to go back to fighting and would be like "We were in the middle of a war but fuck it... let's just all go have Taco Bell"
 
I feel like there should be a global masturbation time. Every day at 2200 Zulu the world gets itself off together.

Imagine how much happier we'd be.

Right after we'd try to go back to fighting and would be like "We were in the middle of a war but fuck it... let's just all go have Taco Bell"
Well for a start time, ok, but I like to edge for hours
 
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