Where do you masterbate?

[chrk1]

usually in the whirlpool tub. Occasionaly lying next to hubby, untill he wakes up and takes care of my needs.

hubby sleeps in the whirlpool? just kidding.

 

[Qina]

When I used to work as a sales clerk in a small clothing store and I was the only one there at night.

In bed when my BF's asleep.

Only just got up the courage to do it for my BF wherever he asks.

He did it on a long car ride. Unfortunatly I was driving and couldn't pay too much attention

 

[lemmesee]

The post about how often you masterbate got me wondering, where do you masterbate?

I can imagine most of places people masterbate normally. Bedroom, bathroom, shower ect.. But has the desire hit you so hard you couldnt wait? What is the most unsual place you have done it?

I generally masturbate here at the laptop....I watch the stuff on Lit....and I jack-off....trying masterfully to avoid dripping my semen on the keys....this is a Dell, and Dell charges alot for scraping my dried semen off the contacts....

 

[sophiemarie24]

mostly at home, but after joining this place last week, i keep doing it at my desk at work! which is really getting me hot!


Any help would be appreciated


Sophie

 

[browneyedgurlie]

Ooooh where haven't I masturbated!?!?!

In the car with someone else driving.....

On webcam at every opportunity.....

In the changing room of a department store!

on sofa watching porn

in a nightclub partially hidden by table.

and so on...................

 

[HandFan]

I masturbate.....

In my computer chair.
In the bed next to my sleeping husband.
In the bed without my sleeping husband.
On the bathroom floor.
In the shower standing up.
On my couch, (still gotta try to find something for that stain! )
In the bathroom at work, ( I was desperately horny!)
In the bathroom at the public library, (now that was for a lark.)

 

[zotique]

Computer

Usually at the computer now that I have access to all this stimulation, but I used to in bed with magazines, in the tub all lubed up with soap, and on the couch with an old porn paperback with a few first time fucking and getting blown stories that really got me off.

Love first time stories.

Tell me some please.

 

[eudaemonia]

Maybe it's a fetish of mine but I get real frisky in changing rooms at the mall. Maybe it's the enclosed space, maybe it's the mirror or maybe it's because I know there are people around.

I've always want to "do it" there have never built up the nerve. However, the fantasy of it is potent just the same. <g>

 

[eudaemonia]

Depends. It's my impression that most women are conditioned early on to be put off and even frightened, but I think of it as a mystery, not in the whodunit sense but in the other, slightly obsolete sense.

I think that is a most unfortunate misconception ... one that propagated without second thought.

Sexual conditioning isn't limited to girls. Boys certainly get their fair share of it. But it doesn't stop them from engaging in the ultimate self-pleasure, does it? {No.} So where's the certain evidence that women are any different?

Not that the women of Lit are the ultimate clinical subjects, but anyone who's been here for a reasonable length of time knows that women can be just as lusty and lascivious as men, regardless and sometimes in spite of their upbringing.

 

[theuberpea]

Weirdest place is in a Service station.

I've also stole a wank at a friends house... He was downstairs and I went upstairs and into his room and found the porn

 

[Eilan]

Orgasims

Masterbation is bad, mmmkay?

[/Mr. Mackey]

 

[beetlebum]

i jerk off anywhere, as long as i feel the need to

 

[human_male]

In front of the computer coz that's where I have all my good porn.

 

[SlickTony]

I think that is a most unfortunate misconception ... one that propagated without second thought.

Sexual conditioning isn't limited to girls. Boys certainly get their fair share of it. But it doesn't stop them from engaging in the ultimate self-pleasure, does it? {No.} So where's the certain evidence that women are any different?

In the past, women were subjected to more severe penalties. I've seen programs on TV (the History channel, mostly) about the torture devices made for males to wear to prevent them enjoying, if not getting erections, and from masturbating. At least they weren't castrated or anything like that. Whereas, women have sometimes been forced to undergo clitoridectomies. (They still are, some places, but FGM in other countires is probably material for a whole 'nother thread.)

Needless to say, I've long been over negative conditioning like that. And I just happened to recall two out-of-bed experiences--no, 3:

1. In a parking lot, while waiting in the car. I'm told this is extremely common. In fact, it might be a lark to cruise the parking lot at Wal-Mart, where I understand a lot of this action takes place, to see, so to speak, what's happenin'.
2. Once in a restroom stall at work.
3. Once, in Galveston Bay. If you've ever seen this particular body of water, you can understand that I had no worry about anyone seeing what I was up to.

I am pretty certain that I've succeeded in not passing the negative conditioning onto my children.

 

[MajorMalcontent]

Pretty evenly split between my bed and this computer chair.

I've also masturbated in the restroom at work, and in various and sundry other peoples beds or couches. When I used to bathe instead of shower I was known to launch one or two in there as well, though I can't seem to get the hang of beating off standing up...so the shower is right out.

 

[Xenolan]

My usual place is right where I am now - in front of my computer. That's where all my porn is, after all.

Sometimes in bed at night, using just my imagination, but generally it's a better O if I have some visual stimulation.

 

[angelsrose]

hmm...infront of the computer
-on the couch
-in hotels be the window so people could se (or so I thought they could see me)
- on my old roomates couch
-in bed
- in cars

this one time I was playing the game where you look for out of town plates...instead of the "punch" to the arm we removed an article of clothing....I sooooo lost... I was naked in 10 minutes and he told me to masterbate... we were sitting in crazy traffic...OMG it was soooo fun. There was this guy in a truck next to us who kept trying to keep up and watch... /those were the days...

I'll pay with myself when ever the mood strikes me... It took me a long timet o be comfortable with masterbation, but now...It keeps me happy.

 

[yogiforlife]

re

Male: Weirdest places;

Sitting in a tree
basement of a church
laying on the sand down by the river (helicopter even flew by)

 

[reallyred]

Lately it's been in the shower with my massaging shower head!

In the past....ummm, let's see:

In the bathroom at a bar
While driving and wearing very, very tight jeans
While driving wearing a skirt and a truck driver was watching
In my bf's house on his sofa when he was out
In a crowded bar while making out with my bf and his hand rested on top of mine while I got myself off.....boy was that HOT! Especially because after I got myself off he fucked me with a long neck beer bottle right there at the bar under my dress! I'll be smiling over that one until I'm 90 years old!!

Shit, remembering that got my brains all scrambled and I can't think now!

 

[prettypussy007]

In my bed, one or two times a day.

 

[center_stage]

Usually in my own bed, on the couch downstairs, the bathroom (the shower), the stairs, a chair....basically anywhere i can plan my feet or some part of my body to keep myself stable enough to masturbate.

 

[kaboom3d]

every morning in the shower with my massaging shower head!
on the couch, it has this nice arm that i hump while watching tv
in bed.. alone
in bed.. whit my sister in the other bed, girl friend,boy friend, room mate, husbands, alone
in the car.. parking lot, on the road, red lights.. that takes for ever
on the beach
hotel window... looking out, some how views turn me on.
by the pool
the top of mount whitney
north rim of the grand canyon
in the bath
hot tub
iva bell hot springs.....watching a meteor shower

 

[Lady Reiha]

I do it on me chair!

 

[softleatherlvr]

I like to lay in my bed with a leather coat and rub my self all over it.
I have laid in my sisters bed jerking off with he leather coat and pant

 

[irishwoody]

Into my hand - where else ?