Why does Lit authors not have a meetup or a convention?

[Kelliezgirl]

... Bind, Torture, Chill?

If anyone wants to do a meet-up in Sweden, I have a creepy castle going spare we could use as a venue!

It would be like Clue!

Emily in the drawing room with the cephlapod!
Devinter in the library with the maid!

 

[TadOverdon]

And reveal my secret identity?

 

[Devinter]

It would be like Clue!

Emily in the drawing room with the cephlapod!
Devinter in the library with the maid!

Oh, you're bringing your maid outfit? How lovely!

 

[jezzaz]

*sigh* you people.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

 

[Omenainen]

*sigh* you people.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

See, you wouldn’t want to meet us anyway.

 

[StillStunned]

What would we even discuss anyway? Boast about the boobs and cocks that we've described?

"Once I wrote about a pair of 44DDDs. And they heaved!"
"That's nothing. One of my stories has a cock that's measured in feet!"

 

[Rustyoznail]

I think most of us would be debating the merits of various types of coffee, and how to brew them.

 

[Omenainen]

I think you’re being too generous. I think we’d huddle in a corner, glaring at each other and not talking about anything at all, and if there was more than four of us it would be trouble because we’d run out of corners.

 

[HordHolm]

I think you’re being too generous. I think we’d huddle in a corner, glaring at each other and not talking about anything at all, and if there was more than four of us it would be trouble because we’d run out of corners.

Apart from the one pair at the bar, challenging each other to another shot and laughing incoherently.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I think you’re being too generous. I think we’d huddle in a corner, glaring at each other and not talking about anything at all, and if there was more than four of us it would be trouble because we’d run out of corners.

Oh, that's no problem, lemme help with the floor plan: