Why is chess better than sex?

4. You can play chess in Business Class on international flight and not end up on a no-fly list.
5. You will never have the Health Department ask for a list of all of your chess contacts in the last 6 months.
6. Chess doesn't care if you decide to occasionally play checkers. Or poker. Or D&D. Or go to Vegas for a weekend. Chess will be there waiting for you. No.Questions.Asked.
 
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