Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

Chicken, geometry, passion

Hank had a lot of things he was passionate about; chicken being one of them. He loved it fried, roasted, cut up into little squares, it didn't matter. Another passion of his was architecture. He loved the geometry of the shapes and angles of buildings and how they flowed together.

Snowflake, purple, donkeys
 
Snowflake, purple, donkeys

Despite the warning of friends, I actually enjoyed raising donkeys on my farm. They could be quite friendly. My favorite was named Snowflake. When we would show her at the county fair, I always put her purple harness on her, to make her look classy.


Potato, circulate, secret
 
Potato, Circulate, Secret

Try as they did to stick to the business at hand and the ingredients they required for the evening -- celery, potato, onion-- the damage was already done: They had shared the secret misery each felt in their marriages and were helpless to stop the passion which began to circulate between them.

Artillary

Stifle

Amuse
 
Artillery, Stifle, Amuse

Grandpa would amuse his grandchildren by trying to stifle a sneeze. Of course, he would amuse them even more when he let one fly. It sounded like artillery in the midst of an epic gun battle, and they would all run for cover!


Treadmill, dryer, garage
 
Treadmill, dryer, garage

I have a set-up where the washer and dryer are in the garage. Not convenient, but better than the laundromat. I bought a treadmill and put it next to the dryer thinking I could exercise while doing laundry. The treadmill is getting a lot of use as a clothes hanger.

Impractical, logic, sense
 
Impractical, logic, sense

It would have been impractical to ask for one more time, because I could sense you had cheated on me again. The logic of all of the clues put together easily led me to that conclusion. But remembering how amazing it was, I reached for my phone.....


String, flight, liquid
 
String, flight, liquid

His finger tangled around the string of her panties. She didn’t act like it but he knew she could feel it. Packed in on this flight, he secretly tried to molest the redheaded seatmate. Pressing his finger more into her liquid folds, he knew she would let him try more.

Leader - Legacy - Behalf
 
Leader - Legacy - Behalf

The burly biker spoke on behalf of the leader of the motorcycle gang, crossing his arms on his chest. "So, you think you can join as a legacy, like a college frat girl?" Spitting in the dirt, he started laughing while the rest of the gang laughed in derision, too.

holiday - sheriff - straw
 
holiday - sheriff - straw

Given the holiday season, it was no surprise to see the costume party host a number of santas and elves. What stood out was the blond in denim with a sheriff's badge on her vest and a piece of straw between her teeth. I knew I had to meet her.

mistletoe - delightful - boots
 
mistletoe - delightful - boots

His kisses were delightful. Standing under mistletoe turned into ten minutes of something far more passionate. Neither would ever have been brave enough to take the first step before tonight. Now she wanted the night to be endless. To let him know that she simply stepped kicked her boots off.

baby - cold - outside selected in honor of the most sexually suggestive holiday song ... and probably the most date rapey (seriously, she suspects something in her drink at one point)
 
baby - cold - outside

He thought she was the one! He was just about ready to enter her, when he heard a baby cry in the other room. He got cold feet, and headed for the door - still naked - jumped outside, and got the hell out of there!

Mommy - kissing - Santa.....let's keep the cheesy holiday songs going!
 
It was snowing, but they insisted she put a coat on over her pajamas and go outside. Shivering, she stepped outside.
The brand new car was in the drive with garlands draped on the windshield and a Santa in the driver's seat. 'Thank you, Mommy' she said, kissing her check.

Christmas tree - caroling - sentimental
 
Christmas tree - caroling - sentimental

He was finally decorating his Christmas tree when he heard the sound of caroling outside. He got sentimental as the school choir sang, because it was a year ago that he had cheated on his wife with the sexy blond choir director - which is why he was now single.

Silver - bells - city
 
Silver - bells - city

For the first time in 14 years, the silver haired woman screamed with orgasmic pleasure in unison with the church bells. She had met the man only the day before while shopping in the city. He heard sirens. This church parking lot quickie was over.

coffee - dentist - fashion
 
coffee - dentist - fashion

It was supposed to be coffee, instead her ex ground her into the bathroom wall.
“You’ll … never .. be as good as …” she moaned.
He nipped her neck the way she loved.
“… knows fashion … sushi.”
His pounding continued.
“He’s a dentist,” she squeaked as she came.

((Happy Festivus Everyone))
Pole ... Airing ... Feats
 
Pole - Airing - Feats

She was hurrying. Her favorite episode of "Seinfeld" was airing, but in her haste, she crashed into a pole. Her car would not move. A stranger lifted her car away from the pole, and she drove off. It was one of the greatest feats she had ever seen!

Happy - New - Year (do not use these words together!)
 
Happy - New - Year (do not use these words together!)

“Happy Housewarming” she said as she stepped into my new apartment and handed me a bottle of 12 year old scotch. When I looked up she had taken off her coat, revealing that she wore only a sheer red babydoll and panties.

“Happy indeed,” I said, “I feel warm already.”

(yes, I pretty much always want to bring it back to the sexy. :) )

Forgot - Cup - Run
(bonus points if you can make another reference to the seasonal song these are chosen from)
 
Forgot - Cup - Run
(bonus points if you can make another reference to the seasonal song these are chosen from)
(challenge accepted)

“So, was your acquaintance from last night forgot?”
“Who do you mean.”
“You know, that one who let you cup her kindness?”
I just let my head run, trying to figure out what the heck he was talking about.
“Tina,” he stated bluntly, “did you fuck her?”
“Oh … her … kinda.”

(Now let's do the count down)
Three - Two - One
 
Three - Two - One

Mary was tired. There had been three rounds of “Auld Lang Syne” in its entirety. She didn't know the song had that many lyrics. Two men had hit on her and neither had been interesting. The horns had blown at midnight. Now it was one o'clock and time for bed.


Egregious, twisting, annual

Happy New Year
 
Egregious, twisting, annual

Pete loved his annual summer job at the gardens. When crouching by a spigot, carefully twisting it, he could admire passing legs. The catwalk in the greenhouse had the opposite view. As long as his peers weren’t too egregious he could both be paid and indulge in his favorite vice.

Broken, Resolution, Indulge
 
Broken, Resolution, Indulge

Tommy was pissed. His favorite Christmas present broken. It wouldn’t focus and shit resolution. It was his fault, really. After he decided indulge in some snaps of his hot next door neighbor getting out of the shower, he dropped it from his bedroom window. Teach him to snap & fap.

Hang - Over - Yesterday
(because that sums things up well enough)
 
Hang - Over - Yesterday
(Yes, this one seems to play to my favorite kink)

Yesterday a woman came into the store while I was stocking shelves. She bent over to look at something and I had a wonderful view down her top. She wasn’t wearing a bra, her breasts were just beautiful hanging there. Do you think she meant to flash me?

Back, Work, Week
 
A week had passed since the first thrills of watching the other women used and pleasured this way. Still facing the wall, her back felt naked and exposed as her top was gently removed. Her body shuddered as the hands now fell upon her and began to do their work...


New; Year; Bugun
 
New; Year; Bugun

Amelia was excited. Her international trip this year was to the Pham-Kho festival of the Bugun people of India. Along with a new suitcase, she bought a new wardrobe of clothes to wear while on vacation. The festival celebrated the harvest provided by the mountains and rivers. She couldn't wait.

King, random, loophole
 
(Oooo ... creative use of a typo ... nice!!)

King, random, loophole

King Stiffler arose to the throne on a random loophole in his bloodline. He didn’t care. The Ladies were more than willing to prove they were not ladies. The upstairs staff liked to go downstairs. Only the hand maidens lived up to their names. It’s good to be the King.



mirror -- dark -- lock
 
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