Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Shankara20]

The trouble with dedicating yourself to a precision method of making coffee (weigh the coffee in grams, use filtered water) is that many mornings you need to have already had your coffee just to make the coffee.

EXACTLY!!!!

 

[ultramarineblue]

Popping in to say hi!

 

[Aphro]

The trouble with dedicating yourself to a precision method of making coffee (weigh the coffee in grams, use filtered water) is that many mornings you need to have already had your coffee just to make the coffee.

Another good reason to drink tea.

 

[midwestyankee]

Popping in to say hi!

Hi to you, too. Seems like it's been a while.

 

[midwestyankee]

Another good reason to drink tea.

Tea is just incomprehensible. Maybe after I've had my coffee.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ultramarineblue]

Hi to you, too. Seems like it's been a while.

It has been too long. Hopefully I won't get distracted this time.

 

[Farawyn]

*peeks*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ladies, your wonderful holiday avs...

I was thinking of doing something nipple-themed, but Aphro beat me to it.

 

[cookiecat]

I was checking out Aphro's AV. It made me tingly!

Thinking I could do a Shankara style AV - things hanging from rings. Hmmm.

 

[midwestyankee]

I was checking out Aphro's AV. It made me tingly!

Thinking I could do a Shankara style AV - things hanging from rings. Hmmm.

Indeed, Aphro's AV is both perky and perking, so to speak.

I highly recommend that you develop a womanly version of Shank's AV. I think that would be most welcome in these pages.

 

[midwestyankee]

*peeks*

Peeks right back atcha. Welcome to the Barn.

 

[cookiecat]

Indeed, Aphro's AV is both perky and perking, so to speak.

I highly recommend that you develop a womanly version of Shank's AV. I think that would be most welcome in these pages.

Sparkly too!

"a womanly version"

I'm on it.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ladies, your wonderful holiday avs...

I was thinking of doing something nipple-themed, but Aphro beat me to it.

I doubt if you had really wanted to use her nipples anyway (well, at least not for this). Using your own would be completely original and authentic.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sparkly too!

"a womanly version"

I'm on it.

Good deal. I deliberately chose "womanly" because I have developed a distaste for the word "female," largely because of its misuse by so many HNG types.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

Good deal. I deliberately chose "womanly" because I have developed a distaste for the word "female," largely because of its misuse by so many HNG types.

I like woman, and strangely I bristle less at girl than I do at lady.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

Dame?

~ ~ ~

I used to use "male" and "female" out of habit, I blame lack of friends at an early age. Now I'm wondering how many women I unknowingly offended.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

Dame?

~ ~ ~

I used to use "male" and "female" out of habit, I blame lack of friends at an early age. Now I'm wondering how many women I unknowingly offended.

https://youtu.be/ZgzvTHsOxSQ

 

[cookiecat]

I'm trying to remember a time someone actually used "woman" "girl" "lady" in a sentence in front of me to describe me. Rarely, someone will say "ma'am".

Hey lady, I love your harem pants?
Hey, woman, get your cart out of the aisle?
Hey, girl - oh that's right. Ryan Gossling WAS talking to me the other day.
Hey superstar, you're the best?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

Hey cookie, you are a real lady, a beautiful woman, our superstar and a girl we all love.

Thanks! You're not only an angel and a unicorn, you're a pretty amazing dame!

:womanlylovefest:

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]