Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Shankara20]

Sparkly too!

"a womanly version"

I'm on it.

OK! I'm awake now.....

 

[midwestyankee]

OK! I'm awake now.....

Same here. Waiting on the edge of my seat.

 

[Miles Long]

How's it going, mwy? Enjoying the dusting they're calling a "winter storm"?

 

[midwestyankee]

How's it going, mwy? Enjoying the dusting they're calling a "winter storm"?

I ran the snowblower once this morning and will have to do so again before we go out tomorrow. Was considerably more than a dusting out here. We got about 6 inches; some friends out by Woodstock have nearly 10 inches on their deck.

 

[Miles Long]

I ran the snowblower once this morning and will have to do so again before we go out tomorrow. Was considerably more than a dusting out here. We got about 6 inches; some friends out by Woodstock have nearly 10 inches on their deck.

Glad you've got the snowblower then! Downtown it's much lower totals.

 

[midwestyankee]

Glad you've got the snowblower then! Downtown it's much lower totals.

I think that's pretty common, isn't it?

 

[Endless_Night]

I ran the snowblower once this morning and will have to do so again before we go out tomorrow. Was considerably more than a dusting out here. We got about 6 inches; some friends out by Woodstock have nearly 10 inches on their deck.

What's a snowblower?

I kid, I kid!

 

[midwestyankee]

What's a snowblower?

I kid, I kid!

A really, really cold girlfriend.

 

[Endless_Night]

A really, really cold girlfriend.

Errrr.... Okay. I wasn't expecting that kinda comeback.

 

[midwestyankee]

Errrr.... Okay. I wasn't expecting that kinda comeback.

Open mouth...insert...

 

[Endless_Night]

Open mouth...insert...

MWY!

I am shocked!

No, really. I kind am.

 

[midwestyankee]

MWY!

I am shocked!

No, really. I kind am.

...foot.

 

[Endless_Night]

...foot.

Okay.... Now I'm just embarrassed.

 

[midwestyankee]

Okay.... Now I'm just embarrassed.

My inner sadist couldn't pass up a good opportunity to create a little bonus embarrassment. You know this, right?

 

[Endless_Night]

My inner sadist couldn't pass up a good opportunity to create a little bonus embarrassment. You know this, right?

Bonus embarrassment? I don't believe I'm familiar with that term.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Blurt: I saw my first real turkeys (not a euphemism) yesterday, including two males with all of the expected plumage. One was sort of a speckle-y grey and white. Lovely. The other was done up in the more traditional color scheme. He was quite a sight! Majestic, really, strutting around in a yard full of turkeys, ducks, and geese. I would have liked to have touched him, but the geese weren't having any of it.

 

[midwestyankee]

Blurt: I saw my first real turkeys (not a euphemism) yesterday, including two males with all of the expected plumage. One was sort of a speckle-y grey and white. Lovely. The other was done up in the more traditional color scheme. He was quite a sight! Majestic, really, strutting around in a yard full of turkeys, ducks, and geese. I would have liked to have touched him, but the geese weren't having any of it.

I'd have enjoyed having a gander at all of that, too.

 

[midwestyankee]

Bonus embarrassment? I don't believe I'm familiar with that term.

It's all a matter of point of view.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'd have enjoyed having a gander at all of that, too.

Late night punning. *groans*

 

[Miles Long]

Late night punning. *groans*

Late night turkey puns are great - I gobble them up!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd have enjoyed having a gander at all of that, too.

Speaking of gander, the resident six-year-old caught the gander without breaking a sweat and brought him over for us to see. Thanks, kid.

(Kidding. He was totes adorbs. )

 

[Shankara20]

Same here. Waiting on the edge of my seat.

So, is what "edging" means?

 

[Endless_Night]

Only in The Barn can puns and edging be tossed in casually among discussions of poultry.

Among or amongst? *wanders off for caffeine*

 

[Shankara20]

Only in The Barn can puns and edging be tossed in casually among discussions of poultry.

Among or amongst? *wanders off for caffeine*

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[midwestyankee]

Only in The Barn can puns and edging be tossed in casually among discussions of poultry.

Among or amongst? *wanders off for caffeine*

I believe that amongst is used mostly in Britain. It is synonymous with among.