Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[midwestyankee]

Favorite Christmas movie?

A Muppet Christmas Carol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

When it came out, I was in charge of movie-going in the family and then later, when it hit video, I owned the remote control. Simple,really.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I tried to watch it once. I haven't tried again since.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A Muppet Christmas Carol

Fuck, yeah!!

Jim Jim Jimmy Jim etc.

Freakin' love that movie.

 

[Emerson40]

It's from that movie, right?

Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.

 

[Miles Long]

Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.

But can it speak bocci?

 

[midwestyankee]

But can it speak bocci?

The binary language of moisture evaporators would be more practical, no?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

The binary language of moisture evaporators would be more practical, no?

But how can he possibly shut down all garbage mashers in the detention level with only a foot? Surely the world will end..

 

[Endless_Night]

I have never seen Christmas Story. Is that strange?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have never seen Christmas Story. Is that strange?

Regardless of what's been said here, it's a fun movie and part of my Christmas routine
Try it! You'll like it

 

[midwestyankee]

Regardless of what's been said here, it's a fun movie and part of my Christmas routine
Try it! You'll like it

Do not listen to her. She is both evil and addled. It's a sad combination, to be sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

Regardless of what's been said here, it's a fun movie and part of my Christmas routine
Try it! You'll like it

Now why did a shiver just run down my back?

Do not listen to her. She is both evil and addled. It's a sad combination, to be sure.

Oh. I though she was evil and you were addled. Did I get that wrong?

:innocent face:

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Now why did a shiver just run down my back?



Oh. I though she was evil and you were addled. Did I get that wrong?

:innocent face:

You're half right!
Your choice

 

[Endless_Night]

You're half right!
Your choice

Oh, my. That IS a tough one.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh, my. That IS a tough one.

As you ponder, let me patiently remind you that we have a presently-unoccupied spanking bench in the east corner of the barn, right next to the coffee machine. One of my favorite places, in fact.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

As you ponder, let me patiently remind you that we have a presently-unoccupied spanking bench in the east corner of the barn, right next to the coffee machine. One of my favorite places, in fact.

I got treated to breakfast at a local diner this morning. I drank way too much coffee.

It was a spanking-free event.

 

[midwestyankee]

I got treated to breakfast at a local diner this morning. I drank way too much coffee.

It was a spanking-free event.

Clearly you aren't going to the right diners, though free breakfast is usually a good thing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Clearly you aren't going to the right diners, though free breakfast is usually a good thing.

I noticed three big guys at the table next to us who probably would have been up for it, for I'm not sure our waitress would have appreciated the inevitable mess.

 

[cookiecat]

Spanking bench? Free breakfast?

*perk*

Seems like a winning combo platter.

 

[midwestyankee]

I noticed three big guys at the table next to us who probably would have been up for it, for I'm not sure our waitress would have appreciated the inevitable mess.

Are you a messy spankee?

 

[midwestyankee]

Spanking bench? Free breakfast?

*perk*

Seems like a winning combo platter.

It is, indeed. Nice AV.

 

[cookiecat]

Are you a messy spankee?

Pancakes involved??

 

[midwestyankee]

Pancakes involved??

I believe so. I heard, but don't tell anyone, that they come with french toast.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Spanking bench? Free breakfast?

*perk*

Seems like a winning combo platter.

Cookie!! Is that you?! Yummy!

Are you a messy spankee?

I don't know. Probably.

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't know. Probably.

I think I know the perfect cure for all this uncertainty. *rubs his hands to heat up the palm of his spanking hand*

 

[Shankara20]

Nice AV.

My! My! You can say that again!