Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

Since we're nearly only 5 months away from National Clothes Pin Month (March), it seems only reasonable to get a jump on the celebration. No doubt the crowds will be so formidable that getting ahead of the game will be beneficial to all.

Your Monday clothespin offering.

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:eek: eep!


This picture reminds me why I like a straight washing line over a rotary one. Things all bunched together get less ventilation and take longer to dry. When you look you can see how really very poorly designed for yeast and bacterial infection, its amazing we don't get more. Cleanliness is good.

skirts with no knickers are good, too. ;)
 
PA attorney general Kathleen Kane...

...Is going to jail
Why? Beats me, but she looks hot as hell!
She'd make a good domme i'm thinkin
 
...Is going to jail
Why? Beats me, but she looks hot as hell!
She'd make a good domme i'm thinkin

How about:
(From wikipedia)
On August 6, 2015, Kane was charged by Montgomery County District Attorney Risa Vetri Ferman with one count of perjury, one count of false swearing, three counts of obstructing administration of law, and four counts of official oppression in connection with the grand jury leaks. Kane has denied the charges, and announced that she will not resign.[18] The same day the charges were announced, Governor Tom Wolf publicly called on Kane to resign.[19]

On August 24, 2015 she was ordered to trial on charges she leaked secret grand jury information to the press, lied under oath about it and ordered aides to illegally snoop through computer files to keep tabs on an investigation into it. Prosecutors called two witnesses - a top Kane aide and the lead investigator in the case against her - whose testimony paralleled a 42-page probable cause affidavit filed against her earlier this month. Kane is accused of leaking a confidential grand jury memo and transcript to a Philadelphia Daily News reporter to embarrass rival prosecutors involved in the case. She then lied about her actions to a grand jury investigating the leak, prosecutors said. Kane, 49, could face up to seven years in prison if convicted of the most serious charge, perjury. No trial date has been scheduled. Her next court appearance is Oct. 14, 2015.

Quite something, I say!
:eek:
 
What's your sexual Holy Grail? Recognizing that such a thing can change over time for each of us...

Is it the Zipless Fuck?

Or coming from verbal stimulation alone?

How about performing a flogging that provokes a climax in public?

Or...what's yours?
 
What's your sexual Holy Grail? Recognizing that such a thing can change over time for each of us...

Is it the Zipless Fuck?

Or coming from verbal stimulation alone?

How about performing a flogging that provokes a climax in public?

Or...what's yours?

Reaching orgasm without having to manage my thoughts to get there, or really think about anything at all. I've come super close, but something always happens that's not quite right that takes me down and requires me to get back.
 
Reaching orgasm without having to manage my thoughts to get there, or really think about anything at all. I've come super close, but something always happens that's not quite right that takes me down and requires me to get back.

I'm not quite sure I follow this. Could you maybe add some details so I know what you mean?
 
I'm not quite sure I follow this. Could you maybe add some details so I know what you mean?

Not having to control my feelings, thoughts, perspective, or fantasy to reach orgasm.

Here's an example of when I got close. I was particularly aroused, bent over the couch, arms tied over my head during sex. I felt so not in control of my body and its reactions, and all I had to do was feel... and then he stopped to do something else! So close!
 
Not having to control my feelings, thoughts, perspective, or fantasy to reach orgasm.

Here's an example of when I got close. I was particularly aroused, bent over the couch, arms tied over my head during sex. I felt so not in control of my body and its reactions, and all I had to do was feel... and then he stopped to do something else! So close!

Okay. I think what I see here is a desire to reach orgasm while mostly being just a vessel for his lust and not contributing to your own arousal in any way. Sort of a mindless fuck?
 
Reaching orgasm without having to manage my thoughts to get there, or really think about anything at all. I've come super close, but something always happens that's not quite right that takes me down and requires me to get back.

Not having to control my feelings, thoughts, perspective, or fantasy to reach orgasm.

Here's an example of when I got close. I was particularly aroused, bent over the couch, arms tied over my head during sex. I felt so not in control of my body and its reactions, and all I had to do was feel... and then he stopped to do something else! So close!

Okay. I think what I see here is a desire to reach orgasm while mostly being just a vessel for his lust and not contributing to your own arousal in any way. Sort of a mindless fuck?

I've never had that, either.

'A dream is a wish your cunt makes... ' :)
 
This ^^^^^ I can relate to.
My brain is my best friend for D/s sex, but my own worst enemy in vanilla.
My holy grail changes so often, I would need an enormous cupboard to house them all :D It tends to vary between at least a dozen or so different things, and occasionally something pops up totally out of the blue that I simply ache to achieve.
 
I would say something similar but more basic top spun things, but slightly different interpretation too.

I would like to have sex with the idea more that I would orgasm than I wouldn't. How I used to have sex. The lost grail. That my thoughts could be present if required, I could accept but not 'in the way'. A problem for me is definitely that my thinking gets in the way of enjoyment at times. Sometimes it helps, but more often, hinders. At these times the closest I cN do to get back to pleasure is be the best lover for G that I can be, focusing on HIS pleasure and desires. Any attempt from him to reverse the situation can frighten my senses away, any pleasure at all, I become his creature or nothing. But the libido remains, just not the access to relieve it. I almost wish sometimes my libido might dry up too. :eek:

This ^^^^^ I can relate to.
My brain is my best friend for D/s sex, but my own worst enemy in vanilla.
My holy grail changes so often, I would need an enormous cupboard to house them all :D It tends to vary between at least a dozen or so different things, and occasionally something pops up totally out of the blue that I simply ache to achieve.

It's important to choose wisely.
 
Okay. I think what I see here is a desire to reach orgasm while mostly being just a vessel for his lust and not contributing to your own arousal in any way. Sort of a mindless fuck?

That sounds pretty awesome. Arousal with someone else never came easy for me.
 
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