You might be submissive if:

[Ebonyfire]

when you get pulled over for speading you ask the officer to handcuff you and spank you with his/her baton.

Oh yeah, he/she would probably bust a gut. LOL

My "very good friend" is an police officer. Being a dominant, I do not want to be handcuffed, but I love to watch him don his uniform. It is dead sexy! Especially the bulletproof vest!

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

when you get pulled over for speading you ask the officer to handcuff you and spank you with his/her baton.

i wonder how the baton would feel...*makes not to talk to rocket...*

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

you work as an OR nurse...and every instrument you come across you think..."hmmmm....now what can He use THAT for" <snicker>

~a~

 

[sunfalcon]

you work as an OR nurse...and every instrument you come across you think..."hmmmm....now what can He use THAT for" <snicker>

~a~

the one I think of all the time that applies to both sides of the fence is that any time you are in a lumber store or a hardware store, you are always spending more time than you need walking through the isles and thinking of how each and every item can be used in a BDSM context.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Only being polite

OMG! Yes! So THAT'S the hilarity you're looking for in keeping with the theme of the thread.

Oh well, here's one:
"You might be submissive if..."

Damn, I just can't imagine it. But I do think chicks are cute when they try to be tough. By the way, you really do the flame thing well.

The theme of this thread is in the style of the "you might be a redneck" jokes, that were the trademark of Jeff Foxworthy, a comedian.

Outlandish is good, and creativity is desired. Bad jokes are just as valuable as the good cause they make you groan!

Keep trying, and when you least expect it one will come to mind.

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

you work as an OR nurse...and every instrument you come across you think..."hmmmm....now what can He use THAT for" <snicker>

~a~

*blinks* what CAN he use that for? care to share?

 

[aerofreak]

*blinks* what CAN he use that for? care to share?

depends on what the nurse happens to be looking at at the time... there are a lot of different tools that can be used for play-time in many different ways.

 

[sterlingclay]

In the hopes of being beatin, I cheated and went to a sub site for humour.
Modified, slightly to apply to more to me

There's enough rope in your bedroom to scale a mountain

Vanilla means anything but a flavouring for ice cream

You keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are for

You can't pass a candle shop without drooling

You walk around Walmart looking for things that are pervertable

Your children ask if they can borrow your costumes for Halloween

You nearly cause an accident pulling into where the sign advertises FREE TODAY HOT WAX before you realize it's for cars

 

[Ebonyfire]

Humph!

You just want to be punished!

Eb

In the hopes of being beatin, I cheated and went to a sub site for humour.
Modified, slightly to apply to more to me

There's enough rope in your bedroom to scale a mountain

Vanilla means anything but a flavouring for ice cream

You keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are for

You can't pass a candle shop without drooling

You walk around Walmart looking for things that are pervertable

Your children ask if they can borrow your costumes for Halloween

You nearly cause an accident pulling into where the sign advertises FREE TODAY HOT WAX before you realize it's for cars

 

[sterlingclay]

Re: Humph!

You just want to be punished!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Humph!

So bend over, you bad boy!

Eb

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

depends on what the nurse happens to be looking at at the time... there are a lot of different tools that can be used for play-time in many different ways.

well now...<sly grin> sponge sticks. otherwise known as ring forceps. make LOVELY nipple clamps. as do all sorts of other clamps for that matter. there are hundredssss. there are litttte baby self retaining clamps that work rather nicely on pussy lips as well. then....you've got some heavy suture that can be wrapped around nipples....verrrrry carefully (with the sharp removed)...well i could go on and on.

probes. neurosurgery probes. we called em feely-deelies at my last job. <snicker> if they ONLY knew how right they were.

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Humph!

So bend over, you bad boy!

Eb

no way! sterling is MY pet...the thread killas gave him to me!

 

[sterlingclay]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

no way! sterling is MY pet...the thread killas gave him to me!

Well, somebody punish me for cheating!

 

[DuckLover]

You might be submissive if...

... during sports, you always volunteer to "take one for the team"!

... the cat has a scratching post and you have a whipping post.

... as a HS wrestler, you always liked being in the bottom position.

... you majored in engineering so you could design more elaborate playrooms.

(All of the above are original. Their lameness is nobody's fault but my own.)

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

Well, somebody punish me for cheating!

*thinks* go to your cage! (is that good? i'm not very good at the punishing thing)

 

[sterlingclay]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

*thinks* go to your cage! (is that good? i'm not very good at the punishing thing)

*feeling kinda strange taking orders from a sub*

You know you're a sub if you take orders from a sub!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

*feeling kinda strange taking orders from a sub*

You know you're a sub if you take orders from a sub!

Crawl over to that cage and lock yourself in, I will be in there to re-calibrate you when I feel like it.

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

Crawl over to that cage and lock yourself in, I will be in there to re-calibrate you when I feel like it.

Eb

*growls* are you trying to take my toy?

 

[aerofreak]

Re: You might be submissive if...

... during sports, you always volunteer to "take one for the team"!

... the cat has a scratching post and you have a whipping post.

... as a HS wrestler, you always liked being in the bottom position.

... you majored in engineering so you could design more elaborate playrooms.

(All of the above are original. Their lameness is nobody's fault but my own.)

hehehe, I thought they were pretty good

 

[sterlingclay]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

Crawl over to that cage and lock yourself in, I will be in there to re-calibrate you when I feel like it.

Eb

ooo kind of a tight fit. Bb, save me?!?

your pet got himself into trouble

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Humph!

ooo kind of a tight fit. Bb, save me?!?

your pet got himself into trouble

don't worry...MY kitty...the thread killas said so. cute piccy by the way.

 

[sterlingclay]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

 

[sunfalcon]

Would work for both topics

This would probably fit both the Dom/Domme and sub topics...you might be a Dom/Domme/sub if...

Every time you visit someone else's house, you are a bit more curious about the surroundings, checking areas of major support on the ceiling for strategically placed "plant hooks", convertable home made furniture...

every time you are in the grocery store, you always glance at other people's wrists for rope marks or a collar.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Would work for both topics

This would probably fit both the Dom/Domme and sub topics...you might be a Dom/Domme/sub if...

Every time you visit someone else's house, you are a bit more curious about the surroundings, checking areas of major support on the ceiling for strategically placed "plant hooks", convertable home made furniture...

every time you are in the grocery store, you always glance at other people's wrists for rope marks or a collar.

No fair hedging your posts!