You might be submissive if:

[Bondagebunni]

Re: You might be a sub if...

You're all too happy to obey stop signs at four in the morning in the middle of nowhere.

heeheehee....i didn't know anyone did that...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: You might be a sub if...

You're all too happy to obey stop signs at four in the morning in the middle of nowhere.

Good one! Now you're cooking with gas! (boy am I dating myself, that is an old one!)

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: You might be a sub if...

Good one! Now you're cooking with gas! (boy am I dating myself, that is an old one!)

i dun get it...*blinks*

 

[sterlingclay]

I had another good one but I forgot it when I went for a walk. Bloody cold weather froze my brain... and my fingers. (can't type)

Have no fear, it will come back to me soon enough.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: You might be submissive if:

*blushes* sorry Eb...

I was being funny, not serious... Really.

 

[aerofreak]

Re: Re: Re: You might be a sub if...

i dun get it...*blinks*

I believe it's from a commercial that used to run, right EB? - in which case, you aren't really dating yourself that much... oh well.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I had another good one but I forgot it when I went for a walk. Bloody cold weather froze my brain... and my fingers. (can't type)

Have no fear, it will come back to me soon enough.

I am waiting...

<patting my foot in anticipation>

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: You might be submissive if:

I was being funny, not serious... Really.

oh...yay then!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: You might be a sub if...

I believe it's from a commercial that used to run, right EB? - in which case, you aren't really dating yourself that much... oh well.

I think it ran in the 60s, if that does not date me, nothing will.

 

[sterlingclay]

I am waiting...

<patting my foot in anticipation>

Ok, I got it! The ice melted and I can think again...

You're ready to buy a house but the only areas you will look in are Sub divisions.

Ta Da!

 

[aerofreak]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You might be a sub if...

I think it ran in the 60s, if that does not date me, nothing will.

but... I recognize it, so it has obviously been run since then, cuz I wasn't alive in the 60's...

and I will now quit highjacking the thread...

 

[Bondagebunni]

Ok, I got it! The ice melted and I can think again...

You're ready to buy a house but the only areas you will look in are Sub divisions.

Ta Da!

heeheehee...that's great!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Ok, I got it! The ice melted and I can think again...

You're ready to buy a house but the only areas you will look in are Sub divisions.

Ta Da!

There is hope for you yet! I'm so proud!

Eb

 

[Bondagebunni]

ok, here's a bad one...

you might be a submissive if you spend most of your time kneeling on the floor next to someone's chair.

 

[Ebonyfire]

ok, here's a bad one...

you might be a submissive if you spend most of your time kneeling on the floor next to someone's chair.

Well it did not make me chuckle! lol

 

[Bondagebunni]

Well it did not make me chuckle! lol

told you it sucked.

 

[sterlingclay]

ok, here's a bad one...

you might be a submissive if you spend most of your time kneeling on the floor next to someone's chair.

I liked it. Do you have a laptop on a short stool or do you have to poke your head up over the desk to web surf?

 

[Bondagebunni]

I liked it. Do you have a laptop on a short stool or do you have to poke your head up over the desk to web surf?

*laughs* i don't live with my Dom...sadly...oh...i can just imagine cuddling up against his knee while he's on the computer...*dreamy sigh*

 

[sunfalcon]

Clothespins

if you own the economy sized bag of clothespins but do your laundry at a laundromat.


eh?

You buy clothespins when you have your own dryer and no clothesline and your wife keeps asking you, "what are all the clothespins for" and all you can say, "oh, just a project I'm working on." ;-)

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Clothespins

You buy clothespins when you have your own dryer and no clothesline and your wife keeps asking you, "what are all the clothespins for" and all you can say, "oh, just a project I'm working on." ;-)

*laughs* that's most amusing "uhm...uh...these? oh..uh...they're just uhm...i'm making something..." "making what?" "uh...it's a...uhm...a surprise...yeah...gotta go..."

 

[sunfalcon]

Re: Re: Clothespins

*laughs* that's most amusing "uhm...uh...these? oh..uh...they're just uhm...i'm making something..." "making what?" "uh...it's a...uhm...a surprise...yeah...gotta go..."

You make a humbler over and over trying to get it just right and your wife asks, now, what is it that you're making? ;-)

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Clothespins

You make a humbler over and over trying to get it just right and your wife asks, now, what is it that you're making? ;-)

a humbler?

 

[lovetoread]

You know you are a submissive....

Its when your children say "Yes,ma'am" and you look around to see who they are talking to.

 

[sterlingclay]

You know you are a submissive....

Its when your children say "Yes,ma'am" and you look around to see who they are talking to.

Can I laugh at that one Eb? Can I, can I?

 

[sunfalcon]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Clothespins

a humbler?

Yes, here's an example. Used on a male sub, to keep him "humbly" in position.

;-)

Usual disclaimers apply when viewing this photo. No, this is not me. A photo from the web.

Ted