You might be submissive if:

[lovetoread]

You might be a submissive if.....

While chaperoning at school functions, the teacher tells everyone to sit down and be quiet, and you are the only one to do so.

 

[lovetoread]

You might be a submissive if.....

You hear a parent scream at their kids... "Who wants a spanking?" and you raise your hand automatically.

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Clothespins

Yes, here's an example. Used on a male sub, to keep him "humbly" in position.

;-)

Usual disclaimers apply when viewing this photo. No, this is not me. A photo from the web.

Ted

0_0 that looks owy...

 

[Bondagebunni]

You might be a submissive if.....

While chaperoning at school functions, the teacher tells everyone to sit down and be quiet, and you are the only one to do so.

*giggles* i've never been a chaperone, but i've been a camp counselor..and i WAS the only one to sit down when the head teacher said to...>.<

 

[lorddragonwolf]

someone says kiss my ass and you do it.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Can I laugh at that one Eb? Can I, can I?

Can you?

lol

 

[Ebonyfire]

You might be a submissive if.....

While chaperoning at school functions, the teacher tells everyone to sit down and be quiet, and you are the only one to do so.

Now that's submissive.

 

[sterlingclay]

Can you?

lol

I mean "may I?"

Let's stick with the school theme here:

You might be submissive if you were the bad kid who always got detention, and why? To be detained.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

I mean "may I?"

Let's stick with the school theme here:

You might be submissive if you were the bad kid who always got detention, and why? To be detained.

I've never done that. Nor do I think that I'm altogether submissive sexually. I am, however, a gynosupremacist.

Anywho ... when I was in elementary school, I used to purposely provoke certain female non-nun teachers into paddling me. Conversely, I never let a male teacher paddle me.

After having dumped a bowl of chili on some kid's head who was flicking peas at people in the lunch room, the principal of our school, Sister Rita Mary (AKA -- The Evil One), ordered all parties concerned to be paddled by the high school football coach. Had she paddled us herself, I wouldn't have had a problem with it. However, the prospect of some dude, who may or may not have gotten off on it, whacking me on the butt was out of the question. Soooo ... long story short ... I told Coach Champlain that if he tried to hit me with his beloved paddle, ironically called "the board of education" and drilled like swiss cheese to decrease wind resistance, that I'd pick up a desk and try to brain him with it.

Needless to say, I was suspended which precipitated an ass-whipping at the hands of my old man. But, your father beating your ass is one thing, some squirrelly gym teacher who spends his days sniffing jock-straps paddling you is quite another.

 

[sunfalcon]

You stand up

while you are out in public, especially at restaurants, and each time you see a lady rise from her chair, you, in turn, rise to be polite even when that lady isn't at your own table. ;-)

Ted

 

[sunfalcon]

Only being polite

At a restaurant, a lady at the next table is looking for an ashtray at her table, when she looks away from her table, you quickly offer her your hand in place of the ashtray.

Ted

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Only being polite

At a restaurant, a lady at the next table is looking for an ashtray at her table, when she looks away from her table, you quickly offer her your hand in place of the ashtray.

Ted

What a visualization! Can you imagine the look on her face?

 

[sunfalcon]

Re: Re: Only being polite

What a visualization! Can you imagine the look on her face?

Well, I've never done that myself, so I can't say that I could...but, I have a vivid imagination. ;-)

Ted

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Only being polite

What a visualization! Can you imagine the look on her face?

heh...i can...but i would never see it, as i am allergic to cigarette smoke and am always as far away from it as i can get.

 

[Rocket88]

Re: Re: Only being polite

What a visualization! Can you imagine the look on her face?

OMG! Yes! So THAT'S the hilarity you're looking for in keeping with the theme of the thread.

Oh well, here's one:
"You might be submissive if..."

Damn, I just can't imagine it. But I do think chicks are cute when they try to be tough. By the way, you really do the flame thing well.

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: Only being polite

OMG! Yes! So THAT'S the hilarity you're looking for in keeping with the theme of the thread.

Oh well, here's one:
"You might be submissive if..."

Damn, I just can't imagine it. But I do think chicks are cute when they try to be tough. By the way, you really do the flame thing well.

*scary face!!!!* *grins* see, i'm tough! *does more scary face*

 

[bunny bondage]

yeah, i bet i'd look really cute swinging a left hook to your temple, or perhaps burying my right cross in your jaw. oh, didn't i mention that i box?

 

[sterlingclay]

yeah, i bet i'd look really cute swinging a left hook to your temple, or perhaps burying my right cross in your jaw. oh, didn't i mention that i box?

You might be a submissive if you ask bb to spar

 

[bunny bondage]

LOL!

 

[sterlingclay]

I think I can take her. What do you think?

edit cause last image screwed up

 

[bunny bondage]

it's funny you should post that, i often hear "you know who you look like? drew berrymore" moreso when i was younger.

 

[sterlingclay]

it's funny you should post that, i often hear "you know who you look like? drew berrymore" moreso when i was younger.

*outside of topic*

Why is it that some IMG links pop up as images and other times they are links?

 

[Ebonyfire]

*outside of topic*

Why is it that some IMG links pop up as images and other times they are links?

Look in yur User control panel. You can set the option. Some people set for hyperlinks some for images.

Eb

 

[Shaq]

if, when you were a little girl, your barbie dolls had rope burns on their wrists.

HAHA!!!

*gives writerdom a cookie*

 

[lorddragonwolf]

when you get pulled over for speading you ask the officer to handcuff you and spank you with his/her baton.