Young Girl wants good fuck

[Dr. B Evil]

Go for the ...olllllldddddd!

I'm 83, toothless and decrepit. I stay unfit with a daily diet of whiskey and cigarettes in the morning, a bacon and viagra sandwich at noon and a bunch of fuck books just before bedtime. Don't laugh, I've never felt better in my life, missy! These young yippersnappers hot affer yer tail wouldn't know what to do with ya! Why they think they're gettin lucky comin' across gopher hole at scout camp!

I treat any woman as fine as I treat mah fuck books! That ain't sayin much, but then again, they call me ...Old Joe in the back!

 

[slimboy]

Mm, an art-loving psychologist who swims, bikes, listens to music and likes sex.

Well it just so happens that I am an art-loving psychologist who swims, bikes, listens to music and likes sex.

OK, I admit it I am not a psychologist.

And I am not into art a great deal, though I just love Magritte and Dali.

I do, however, bike - I once did Lands End to John O'Groats - which is from one end of the UK to the other. I did, though, go by train on the way back.

I also swim - in fact I have just started to do so more frequently in order to get fit. Unfortunately, I will never be fit enough to swim all the way to you. Liverpool (UK) to Colorado is just too far. No, sorry, I will not change my mind, not even for a good fuck.

Listening to music and sex, well, OK, I can go for both of those, even at the same time, though I am not sure that I could keep pace these days with anything like Motorhead. Perhaps a bit of the Corrs? Whatever mood you want.

Now, you will just have to catch a flight to the UK and find yourself a decent hotel room and I am yours!

Alternatively, you could just email me for some intelligent conversation and you can get your "good fuck" closer to home!! After all, it is a hell of a long way to come for a quickie, or even two!

 

[Guest]

Girl Who Wants A Good Fuck?

Miranda, please cut the crap & show me how great you are in e-fucking me at rightaccess@asia1.com. Talking is of no use for me. Show me action (the kind of substance you are craving for, baby.)

RA

 

[Lajo]

Simple Pleasures Are Best

Miranda -

I am a simple man who loves the idea of providing a woman as much pleasure as i can. I believe in simple things...the curve of a woman's back. Oral sex that seems to last forever. Late night talks about anything ( especially sex lol). Good, deep massages that make one totally relaxed. But, of course, every now and then it is nice to talk dirty and have good, hardcore (to quote a friend of mine) grunge fuck.

If you are interested in chatting or emailing further, please feel free to let me know.

Lajo (acom0913@aol.com)

 

[Chicken Brillo]

Hey Miranda! What is up?

I saw your a post and what can I saw but wowow. You really cannot find any guys in Colorado? :-( Sorry! Hang in there. Maybe your should not go so fast! I thought there were lots of rich boys up in them their hills that girls seduce for sex and money and then dump them? Try that angle you might get "lucky" and rich too! Well I go to Ohio State University and if you want to talk you can send me a message -> 937-913-7000 ext 2224. That is my voice mail. Well good luck. I am a virgin too and well I do not mind staying that way. Nothing wrong with it maybe you should go to Dayton Beach Florida for Spring Break and get lucky there? See you! Sorry if I sound Dumb!

 

[rightbobsure]

I THOUGHT IT READ YOUNG GIRL WANTS TO BE GOOD FUCK.....

...YOUNG GIRL COME BACK WHEN YOUR ABOUT 38 TO 40 AND THEN TELL US ....ABOUT JUST HOW GOOD A FUCK YOU ARE AT THAT AGE....

 

[graffiti]

Just how bad do you want to fuck? is your pussy clenching itself in anticipation of being stretched? Does your clitoris tickle itself when you close your eyes in longing for hard cock? Are panties wet with your juices right now? Is your ass hungry for attention? For naughty licks, probing need, and a sharp whipping? I will fill your cunt, and bless your tight ass, but you must send me something to prove your need. Then we can begin a long journey to fulfillment. I love the hot writhing body of nubile woman flesh in orgasm. It is what I crave. The wicked thought of your cum dripping on my toungue, my cock buried deep in your ass, and your cunt spasming in strings of little deaths as I stroke and pound, lick and nibble, spank and caress your body with my sex. Come to me my pet, and cum till you pass out.

 

[dragonshadow1]

This guy's a viking

Well, I don't know but I'll take a shot. How about a man who is thoughtful, considerate and A little devil at the same time? Someone who can be just a regular guy but make your pussy quiver at a moments notice? Maybe A little bit country and background of rock and roll? Quiet and polite but not afraid to be spontaneous when you're not looking? And how about home based with a good smattering of adventure? Intriguing???? call me.

 

[newfieboy]

yes miranda i woulld still luv to suck your cunt and fuck you until yoou are completely satisfied.i am a great cuntlapper why don't you please let me be your lapper

 

[rockman6175]

Maybe I can help

Hi Miranda,

You sound very interesting and I hope I can give you what you need. I won't list too much personal information here, so email for more, rockman6175@hotmail.com I will tell you that I'm 32, smart (I'm a scientist), fit, shower regularly ;-), and live in southern CO (near Alamosa). Where are you from, I have a few guesses, but I'll let you tell me. I know how you are feeling. It's kind of hard to find a really sexual woman here that's also good looking. You may be just what I'm looking for.

As far as my sexual tastes to, they are quite diverse. Like I mentioned, I love pretty, sexual woman. I also think sex is best when real intamacy and commitement are involved. That makes fucking so meaningful because it's so giving. On the ohter hand, raw, passionate sex is great too, so I like to be loving and gentle sometimes and wild other times. I also love giving and recieving oral sex. I also really love being with a submissive woman that likes to give me complete control to use her, often. I'm also pretty creative so I do have an fantasies that would be fun to roleplay. I tell you these things only as a guideline of what I'm like, you don't have to meet everyone. Mainly, we just have to like eachother and go from there.

I'm not sure what type of relationship you're looking for, but if things work out, I am not opposed to long term relationships. In reading these messages, it's easy to find interesting people, but hard to find them near us, so please write so we can explore this more! Thanks!

 

[DESERTFOX]

TAKEN for a RIDE

THere it goes!More sukers to this in this world than I thought!!!
This girl should step off her high
horse if she wants a good fuck!I certainly think itis a fake AD!
Desertfox

 

[justmiranda]

shut up!!!

Desert Fox, you have no idea what you're talking about and no one here wants to hear your opinion! So shut the fuck up!

 

[DESERTFOX]

Shut the fuck up!

I love awoman when she gets excited
like you do!It turns you on.Dosent it!
Because you are not like me you get
frustrated.Why dont you admit it.
Rigt now you are horny as hell and need smebody, preferably me to come there, throw you on the bed,first spank you andthen fuck your brains out!
I know you are very submissive so dont
tell me to shut up.
I feel sorry for all te guys who respnded to you.I hope all of them get a chance to fuck you gangbang style!!
Its about time to grow up if you really want a good fuck or you willbe sitting alone fingering yourself.
by te way if you need a dildo ill send you one complimentary of course!
DESERTFOX

 

[Guest]

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

THIS IS BULLSHIT YOUR PROBABLY A FUCKING DISGUSTING FAT BEAST WHO MOST LIKELY GETS OFF TO ALL THE GUYS REPLYS

 

[justmiranda]

must i prove myself?

Ok, a lot of you are having problems trusting me...so here's some pictures!

http://www.angelfire.com/co/Miranda/picspage.html

 

[Easy Boy]

Nice pics, Miranda!

You look great! I didn't realize you're an athlete. Nice teasing shot of you diving, too. Thanks for posting them!

Honestly, after following this thread, I totally understand why you don't make your email addy available. Such dreck! I just hope you found someone who made it worthwhile. You go, girl!

 

[Chicken Brillo]

Miranda you seem really nice why are you looking for sex?

Hello. You seem like a really well ordered young lady why are you in search of having sex so badly? Just wondered. I saw you pictures and you seem to be a very sweet young lady. Things can wait I guess or not. Take care.

 

[graffiti]

Mixed Signals?

Miranda,

I'm a little confused here. Your thread says "young Girl wants good fuck". However, when guys replied gingerly to your post, your response was:

"Oh cum on, y'all can do better than that!

How about someone write me something interesting?
This is erotica, give me something hot! I

Impress me boys...or maybe it takes a MAN to do this job?"

and:

"Ok, enough of the fluff, cum on, show me the good stuff! I don't need any romantic bullshit. This is literotica isn't it? So shouldn't you guys be able to write some decent smut? And of course, this is the most important thing, if you don't have anything interesting to write, then don't write!"

That i can understand, they weren't presenting themselves in a manner aligned with the thread you posted, but when the posts start heating up you say:

"ARE YOU ALL FRIEKS?!?
Can I please have some non-psycho's writing me? Most of you need my professional help more than I need you as my man. I just want some normal people!"

And then you give a thumbs up to this vanilla post:

Originally posted by BrianGuyy
Hi Miranda,

Whoa, do you have the record for most replies in a month or some such? Anyways, looks like I'm too late since you probably have 78.3 guys lined up by now. Have fun, hope things go great and all that.

Sorry if I'm bugging the hell out of you with a boring reply that doesn't play out the sexual fantasy of your dreams.. albiet with sad spelling, but ya know.. i'm bored and you sound nice so I thought I'd say hey. hey..

later
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LOOK AT THIS!!! All you frieks and maniacs who've been writing, LOOK! This guy is good...he's funny, cute, and interesting. Hint: make me laugh.

Just what exactly do you want? Make you laugh? That isn't what you repeatedly asked for. Do you really want to be fucked, or do you just want attention? Look where you are posting! Literotica! People come to this website to read about fucking, and write about fucking, maybe meet someone who wants to fuck, and then fuck somebody. The romper room "first I wanna fuck, until someone actually wants to fuck me, then I'll play him for a wierdo and find a harmless browser" shtick is irritating. And another thing: This DesertFox dude knows you doesn't he? You guys are in cahoots with one another aren't you? Or are you actually he? You get things rolling with a provacative thread, and he keeps the momentum by adding antagonism. I noticed how you strategically made your website available in a post after one of DesertFox's lunatic ravings, luring guys with a hint of expected amatuer erotica, driving up your website hit-count, while you give them a string of vanilla pics. This is an adult website. Why in the world would someone picked up from an adult website want to look at your kiddie pics, unless they really are wierdos? And why would you show them off to wierdos? Are you unconsciously manifesting some sublimated luggage from childhood abuse? All the women I know who really want to get fucked, find cock to fill their hungry pussies. If you are what you claimed in your post, and want what you asked for, stop bullshitting and get with this dick.

graffiti

 

[videodrome]

mail me and tell me how you would fuck me..........

 

[DESERTFOX]

To Everybody:
Iam in no way associated with MIRANDA and I peronally would love to screw her again ,agin , and again.......
and Ian a NORMAL person!!!!!
DESERTFOX

 

[charlie_hustle]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHH

HOW FUCKING GREAT. MIRANDA! IS THERE A REASON THAT NO GUYS WILL FUCK YOU?? I CAN THINK OF A FEW. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU MUST BE THE PERFECT WOMAN IF THERE IS NOT A SINGLE GUY THAT YOU ARE HOOKED UP WITH. KEEP IT UP, IT IS VERY AMUSING READING ALL OF THESE "GREAT" REPLIES TO YOU. HAHAHAH!!

 

[Dr. B Evil]

Something's fishy ...

...at Western State College.

Okay, so WSC had an off year in football this year. However, they did play better late in the year. But I digress. Something is certainly amiss here. By her pictures, Miranda is indeed an attractive young woman and should have no problem in attracting a plethora of potential lovers, let alone one lucky one.

So now to her initial posting and the blizzard of replies that followed, ...as Busta would say- "what the dilio?"

Could this posting be made by a faux Miranda? You know, some spurned WSC non-jock (who's advances toward Miranda went down like a tailspinning B-17 falling to France after getting hit by German 88mm shell) who has taken to some form of pubescent revenge after failing to bed this collegiate beauty? Then he uses a link to the real Miranda's site to authenticate his faux posting?

Could it be Miranda herself, hoping to pull an A in psychology class the hard way? Perhaps she is initiating some self-induced online research on how horny men will attack the bait posed by a young and vivacious beauty (much like a hungry Bluegill chewing up a lively worm). Not like getting an A in psych the easy way, but I haven't seen what her psych professor looks like.

Could it be Miranda who indeed is sick of the mudhappy 4-wheelin hicks that hail from WSC? However, she isn't interested in her psych grade, but rather to engage in a heated and sensuous relationship that will carry her sexuality away from the beer swilling bars and into the heights of passion, desire and that ever existentialistic goal of self-fulfillment and immortal happiness.

Or, ...she just might wanna find a good lay and not let word spread around campus.

Boys, you have to make the call on this one. However, at least you got to check out some pics of a college hottie. In the meantime, quit thinkin with your dicks! I leave you with the unfamiliar words of the enigmatic C. W. McCall...

"That's a 10-10 and I'm doin it like Pruitt used to do it ...to it!"

 

[Anne42]

Hello again!

Hello again Doctor. I see you are quite busy in trying to remedy everybody else's problems. LOL!!!

kotc

 

[Anne42]

Hello again!!!

What is with the virgin thing? Obviously they don't know much about either one of us! LOL!!! <wink>

kotc

 

[DESERTFOX]

DR. Evil:
You are `on to something.I will provide more clues here!Remember
Blitzkrieg and Dunkirk and desertstorm
and the phrase"Mother of al all battles"
Yes Miranda is real and wants a good
fuck and DesertFox was her main
Fucker in TIMES PAST!
SHE IS YEARNING FOR HIS COCK BUT CANNOT GET IT BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING
AN ENGLISH GIRL?
NOW go figure where Mranda is coming
from(NACIREMA) and why she posted
her AD?
C,mon guys use your head so your
cock can lay claim to Mirandas
warm pusssy!
DF