Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

I'm so fugly first thing in the morning, that my phone won't open. It's like "go back and get better beauty sleep, you rabid hefer!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just like kissing who I like kissing. Sometimes that's a woman, sometimes it's a man, sometimes it's...

Sometimes it’s what?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Am I the only man (who likes women) that isn't particularly turned on by seeing women kissing, or even them having sex with each other?

Women are usually the more sensual and almost always better looking of the sexes. There's something alluring about watching them interact, sexually. That probably has something to do with how much of a voyeur you are to begin with too.

Nothing wrong with not digging it, different strokes and all that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Anyone but me?

Naw.... You should .... ,

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sometimes it’s what?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m very innocent.

But I love Umbrella!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Inquiring minds would like to know

 

[TXRafe]

Hi....

 

[LostHorizon]

Hey All … you should all take a minute to wish @LostHorizon a happy birthday …. with boobs (if you have them)..

Thank you CCG. It’s been a great day so far.

Boobs make everything so much better!

 

[LostHorizon]

My boobs already exist on Lit

You can go find them yourself

As fantastic as they are I am sure, that’s a lot of work.

 

[LostHorizon]

Happy Birthday, @LostHorizon !

Bouncing boobies!

Thanks!

These guys do quite a dance when they get horny.

 

[Qky75]

I mean, it's the source of much strife. Gets beaten from time to time. Do you beat your friends?

I beat my best friend....ermm nvm

 

[dawn_of_night]

Bring it....
You think you're big enough....

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LupineOne]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sometimes it’s what?

Manbearpig? He seems nice

 

[UnquietDreams]

What about Manbearpig?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What about Manbearpig?

he lives his life in solitude. Who am I to be selfish and ruin that with kissing?

 

[UnquietDreams]

he lives his life in solitude. Who am I to be selfish and ruin that with kissing?

Consent is important. You are a good person, @Chloe_Harper.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Consent is important. You are a good person, @Chloe_Harper.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Never know how deep it's gonna get or how long it's gonna last....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Has anyone watched the new Dexter show…?


I’m actually really enjoying it … and fuck me if Christian Slater still doesn’t give me a wicked lady boner still after all these years.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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No wonder my units of measurement are always off I've been measuring based off penis not rulers or measuring tape