I regularly accidentally measure things in 1.5 penis lengths or 3/4 penis lengths.No wonder my units of measurement are always offI've been measuring based off penis not rulers or measuring tape
I've watched the first four. It feels like its trying too hard to be exactly like the orginal. But the cliffhanger was good, so Imma watch the fifth ep.
Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one measuring in penis. But, if so many of them say the same lengths, and those lengths are off, then that must be why some of my crafts are crooked.
it doesn’t help that so many penises are crooked too.
I mean, it is … but I like the actors and I like the 90s vibes
Is that why you have a crooked sixpence and stile?
I mean, compared to like a mile it is closer to 7"
Ever measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious
That’s the spirit! It’s all relative.
I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a responseEver measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious
-This folder is about twice as long as Joe when he’s erect, so this folder is about 12”
-This stick is half as small as Mike, so this stick is about 3.75 inches
-This sausage is about half as small is John from all those years ago, so the sausage 2.5”
I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response
"This is just like those cocktail weenies at the New Year's party!"I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response
Damn I did an aptitude test yesterday, all this is missing is "Now rank them from smallest to largest"I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response
Ever measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious
-This folder is about twice as long as Joe when he’s erect, so this folder is about 12”
-This stick is half as small as Mike, so this stick is about 3.75 inches
-This sausage is about half as small is John from all those years ago, so the sausage 2.5”
Longest I've seen of a 2x4 is 20'. That's 240" so those are some small or soft dicksYikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D
Good thing you’re a math genius?Yikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D
Maybe it’s vertical and the dick width?
So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
... is today Construction Site fantasy day?
No construction sites. All they’re fluent in is woodSo, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
I don’t make the rulers lolSo, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
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