Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Nanite x

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not even sure what we are axing but sounds good

See, you are the one that people worry about with an ax, not me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nanite x

Night mistress sexiness

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 I get what you're saying. I'm not going to let you die on this hill alone

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[vagrantx]

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

I wrote a poem (sonnet) the other week in iambic pentameter! About a gal down on her luck. Definitely the opposite of classy!

where i find myself

once i bore the title of demagogue
with song and sermon crafted i a dream
yet now i'm nothing but a broken cog
worn down to naught inside this great machine

heavily lay the cape of acumen
an iron anchor wrought with blackest guilt
future plans they now decree inhuman
ruins are all that's left of what i've built

so don't you dare to throw me out you shite
call off your dogs and serve me one more time
a paying customer is always right
bring forth a beer and add a slice of lime

the sidewalk's cool against my swollen cheek
god, this has been a shitty fucking week

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, here I was envisioning weird white bullete bra-esque boobies, but after seeing this I'll concede that @Bry1313 and @deefalttwunnyfor you may have a point
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT21SbsVq/

You all can apologize now…..whenever you like.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I learned from Gina Darling on Twitter that dentists can always tell when their patients have sucked dick recently because of bruising on the palate

Thanks, Dr. Mike Jin!

Dentists can tell if you’ve recently sucked 🍆

😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/BAdVgft71b

— Gina Darling (@MissGinaDarling) June 4, 2022

 

[crazychemgirl]

@MidwestPrincess23 i had squeeze cheese today…. I’m so annoyed that I can’t get this stuff in Canada

 

[Bry1313]

Nope, she's Daddy

Dammit I was just extolling your judgement earlier…….

 

[Bry1313]

I fucking love you

You did mention it first, I just agreed with you that her time would come

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

@MidwestPrincess23 i had squeeze cheese today…. I’m so annoyed that I can’t get this stuff in Canada

Oh CCG - I'll just meet you at the border... give me your order of your US only products!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

I end up either making my own, or importing tenor gifs to giphy

Tenor will post here

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tenor will post here

Occasionally

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

What have you done?!!!!!

Provided an unbiased source validating me and showing you all for the trolls you are.

 

[Bry1313]

Occasionally

It must like me more

 

[crazychemgirl]

It must like me more

Just like how I like @OrdinaryPerson more and she likes @Indie more

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[Bry1313]

Alright, I'll try imgur then! If this doesn't work then, what you're missing out on is me in a cyberpunk warzone shooting robots with my lasergun!

It’s amazing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are these Google things so fun ??

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

no idea - but this is all I can think of

She was goooooooorgeous.