Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

 

[vagrantx]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

 

[Peter_Out]

"Come on feel the noooooiiisssseeeee!!!"

I'm guessing you mean the Quiet Riot version from the 80s?

That's one of many songs I don't need YouTube for because it's in my own personal jukebox (/taps side of head). That's not going to stop me going off to listen to the original "properly" now though, so thank you.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Normally I don't mind living in a family of long-haired, thick-haired wookiees. But you don't want to see the nasty that I just pulled out of our shower drain.

Just a few months ago I posted this.
Today I get to post it again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

 

[Peter_Out]

Just a few months ago I posted this.

Sorry, Dad.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

I had a Quebecois uncle this described to a T. The only thing that's missing is a Molson Golden or a Labatt Blue. Oh, and curling. He was an avid curler. There wasn't a stereotype he didn't embrace.

 

[Apisto42]

What about some girl?


Heyyy Mamí

Hey Besito…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

I did not see this before I made my joke in the other thread. Swear

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a few months ago I posted this.
Today I get to post it again.

Who knew soap and hair could make the grossest things?

 

[Peter_Out]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

Pfft. Desmond Dekker knew about them in the 60s.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pfft. Desmond Dekker knew about them in the 60s.

 

[Peter_Out]

I'm only smartarsed, not the same thing at all.

 

[SWR101]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

I feel like this is his quest

 

[Bry1313]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water

 

[BrendaBear]

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

 

[SWR101]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

I would like to think most of us know you well enough to know
1: you're not an idiot
2: that is exactly your kind of humor

 

[BrendaBear]

I would like to think most of us know you well enough to know
1: you're not an idiot
2: that is exactly your kind of humor

Thank you!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

Fuck those people.

Or don't because they don't deserve it

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water


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I only drink artisanal gluten free, cruelty free, free range diet water.

 

[TXRafe]

I only drink artisanal gluten free, cruelty free, free range diet water.

i prefer whole water

 

[UnquietDreams]

i prefer whole water

As I got older, I found that whole water gets a bit rich for me after a while.

 

[Bry1313]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

Please run a full marathon with that concept

 

[MrMakersMark]

Gotta figure out how to get these boots and the Vagankles in the same room together.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

Every Canadian I know says “a-boat,” not “a-boot.”
Also, you forgot to tag @morelikeasong for semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction