Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of height, this seems appropriate. But they don’t tell us what small, average and large sizes are.

 

[Endless_Night]

Was there an articles attached to this bar graph? Often there will be other charts or graphs.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Was there an articles attached to this bar graph? Often there will be other charts or graphs.

Yes, but it just went into the usual hand size/foot size debate. Nothing on what constitutes small, med, large.

I was just thinking that if the average penis is 6” (let’s say) that 6” will look very different on a guy who is 5’6 and a guy who is 6’5”.

Why I was thinking this, I cannot say.

 

[Endless_Night]

I was just thinking that if the average penis is 6” (let’s say) that 6” will look very different on a guy who is 5’6 and a guy who is 6’5”.

I thought average was closer to 5"?

Not that I've put that much thought into the matter.

Why I was thinking this, I cannot say.

You discursive thinker, you.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought average was closer to 5"?

Right, but if I say 6” is average and you tell me it’s 5” then I am now huge!

Salesmanship!

 

[Endless_Night]

From shortest to longest is quite the time difference.

It's odd. I see no pattern. Why is there no pattern?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

From shortest to longest is quite the time difference.

It's odd. I see no pattern. Why is there no pattern?

I don't know who made it or where this is from, but I'm not going to argue! I'm winning according to this chart!

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't know who made it or where this is from, but I'm not going to argue! I'm winning according to this chart!

I feel the data lacks accuracy. I am supposed to be winning, yet . . . .

 

[hotwords229_A]

I see no pattern either and I spent far more time staring at this map than I should have.
Seems like bullshit, nobody can last 7 min!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

I see no pattern either and I spent far more time staring at this map than I should have.
Seems like bullshit, nobody can last 7 min!!!

Oh, really?

So what would you say average last time is, Muscles?

Inquiring minds, and all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, really?

So what would you say average last time is, Muscles?

Inquiring minds, and all.

I usually finish right after she introduces herself.

 

[Endless_Night]

I usually finish right after she introduces herself.

So you're saying you've spent a lot of time in Vermont?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wanna know where I got this image?

LinkedIn...

Life is getting really fucking weird

 

[dawn_of_night]

Speaking of height, this seems appropriate. But they don’t tell us what small, average and large sizes are.

How tall are you....??

AFAF....

 

[Endless_Night]

Wanna know where I got this image?

LinkedIn...

Life is getting really fucking weird

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Why? Why would you be measuring . . . that part of the anatomy in the first place?

Why? Why, why, why?

(That's rhetorical. I do not want to know. )

And for the love of kittens, why would the instructions be on LinkedIn?

Lit has been a lot today . . . .

I had to clip the picture from the quote

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wanna know where I got this image?

LinkedIn...

Life is getting really fucking weird View attachment 2511255

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Why? Why would you be measuring . . . that part of the anatomy in the first place?

Why? Why, why, why?

(That's rhetorical. I do not want to know. )

And for the love of kittens, why would the instructions be on LinkedIn?

Lit has been a lot today . . . .

I had to clip the picture from the quote

That’s your concern? Not the fact that this guy’s balls are the size of a football?!

How tall are you....??

AFAF....

According to this chart I’m 8’11”.

 

[dawn_of_night]

That’s your concern? Not the fact that this guy’s balls are the size of a football?!

According to this chart I’m 8’11”.

Tall ass mother fucker.....

 

[Endless_Night]

That’s your concern? Not the fact that this guy’s balls are the size of a football?

Oh. Are they large?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh. Are they large?

What!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tall ass mother fucker.....

I’m as tall as I am full of it.

 

[Endless_Night]

What!

Oh. I guess they are. I don't, like, actually look at those, ah, parts.

Not a porn watcher.

 

[hotwords229_A]

They are almost twice the size of his hands. I don’t think you need to watch porn to know that ain’t normal!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m as tall as I am full of it.

Well that's obvious
8'11 isn't even an option on the map....

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well that's obvious
8'11 isn't even an option on the map....

I was attempting to create the illusion of having an enormous schwantz.

 

[Endless_Night]

They are almost twice the size of his hands. I don’t think you need to watch porn to know that ain’t normal!

Ummm. Ooops. Okay?

*refuses to use any kind of embarrassed emoji*

I think I've hit my limit for the day.