Male "down there" hair removal

[BBbumboy]

Has anybody any advice on this? I've shaved before but I'm prone to shaving bumps and I can never seem to get every hair on my scrotum. Waxing sounds extremely difficult and horribly unpleasant. Are there any solutions? Any men out there going completely bare?

 

[horny243]

I also shave and suffer from shaving bumps if I try to get to close in most areas.

I use a body shaver/trimmer made by Philips norelco and sold under the axes name. It does seam to work pretty good for me. But yes the balls seam to be the hardest. I find that if I hold them so the skin is tight in different positions it does a good job. But I'd have to look at just the right angle to make sure I got it all.

 

[YouCanCallMeDaddy]

the secret for dudes is Veet hair remover. It helps to have a friend do the little spatula that rakes the hair away, but you can certainly do it yourself. Don't leave it on any longer than you are supposed to, ten minutes I think because it's been ages since I've done it. If you have trouble using the little hair squeegee you can just take a shower right after your ten minutes is up and vigorously scrub the whole area. Voila, a nice bare cock and balls for the guy on the go.

Because I know my sweet babygirl will be reading this and judging me with her raptor brain, I add this for her:

 

[BBbumboy]

Its tough. I don't like stubble either, I'm talking baaaaald. I mean I'm almost ready to just say screw it and wax but I can't possibly imagine how you could wax the scrotum. Plus I imagine the pain would be unbearable.

 

[BBbumboy]

the secret for dudes is Veet hair remover. It helps to have a friend do the little spatula that rakes the hair away, but you can certainly do it yourself. Don't leave it on any longer than you are supposed to, ten minutes I think because it's been ages since I've done it. If you have trouble using the little hair squeegee you can just take a shower right after your ten minutes is up and vigorously scrub the whole area. Voila, a nice bare cock and balls for the guy on the go.

Is there a specific type? Because all the ones I've seen have huge warning labels about not using it directly on your junk.

 

[YouCanCallMeDaddy]

I just used the normal Veet Hair Removal Gel. And it did say not to use it on like most of the body other than the sort of obvious legs and underarm bits. If you are unsure, use just a little dab some place and see if the burning gets bad during the six minutes you leave it on. I know I said 10 before but I looked it up.

I know many blood thinner patients use it on their face despite it being contraindicated.

 

[LadyVer]

I understand that there are those who like the no-hair look and feel, but... what is wrong with just being natural? Just saying.

 

[BBbumboy]

Oh absolutely nothing. In fact I prefer my partners to have hair, but being single I touch my gentleman vegetables more than anybody else so I should decide the amount of hair on them. Also commonly the kind of woman I'm looking for likes that sort of thing. The fact that I do too is just a win win.

 

[blowit]

Read these Amazon customer reviews before using Veet.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

 

[blowit]

A sample review LMAO!

ByJohn W. Osborne Jr.on 30 July 2012
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

 

[justcruisin]

Disaster!!..ha!

 

[LadyVer]

ByJohn W. Osborne Jr.on 30 July 2012
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

OMG I can't stop laughing.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

As derailments go.. I really needed this.. lol

I'm sorry Op.. but this one is funny.
This topic has actually been covered many times. You might try a search in addition to this thread

 

[phil_o]

Blow

Use a blow lamp, no need to have it on a high flame but will remove all hair, even on the scrotum.

Word of advice, don't keep it in one place for too long, have a great X mas.

 

[bonnietaylor2]

So tell me guys

how do you remove all the hair on your balls w/o cutting them? lso how about some photos for us girls on here?

 

[PeterEmery]

Waxing sounds extremely difficult and horribly unpleasant.

I get waxed on a regular basis. It is quite painful, but it doesn't take too long (20 - 30 minutes) and the results are great and last for four to six weeks. Worth it in my opinion.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Hahaha - that review is just way too funny.

I tend to keep the boys trimmed short and neat now, but there was a time when I went for the full on bald look.

-Trim with scissors.
-Use a good quality electric razor and your basic electric pre-shave lotion.
-Then, a good quality post shave lotion.

Once you get the hang of it, it's fairly simple and easy. The trick is a good quality electric razor, like a Braun.

If you elect to wax, it's painful but you get used to it - and it lasts longer.

 

[Primalex]

ByJohn W. Osborne Jr.on 30 July 2012

That's why they tell you to first try it on a small area and check for reaction. No idea why the dumbness of people leads to bad reviews.

 

[blowit]

That's why they tell you to first try it on a small area and check for reaction. No idea why the dumbness of people leads to bad reviews.

Sense of humour bypass op went well then?

 

[borisk]

Laser hair removal. Only 1 Brazilian treatment and after 2 months hair is reduced ~50%. The hair that has grown back grows slower and softer. Well worth the $. The place I go charges $55 quarter hour (15min) which is plenty of time. Most places charge by the area 3x the price.

for me the savings in time and razors was well worth it.

 

[hanktherooster]

With a little practice its actually quite easy to pull the skin tight and shave it in small areas at a time. I've been a smoothie for years and only rarely do I manage to nick my sack. Oddly I seem to cut myself more often on my lower abdomen just above my cock.

Agree. Have great success after a bit of trial n error. Sharp blade helps. Don' t attempt to get more mileage than you should w/the cheap 10-in-a-package blades. Get so turned on!

 

[joelafayette]

.....

 

[sidonie45]

Google honey and lemon hair removal.
I haven't tried it, so I can't say if it works or not

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

It's smooth down there

Way back when I first married, my wife and a girl friend used something lke Naire on me while I slept. They were naturally bald and decided I should be. I woke from a sound sleep to a burning I never want to feel again!
After that I just used whatever electric razor I had. Been smooth balls and all for over 60 years. It may not look manly but the women like it and that's good enough for me. It's amazing how many men we saw at nudist parks and nude beaches shaved.
It takes awhile before your nutz get used to it and will irritate for awhile after doing it. As a bonus your penis will look longer and every little bit helps!

 

[Rammhart]

I use a trimmer on my pelvic area below my belly button and above my balls. I then take a disposable razor into the shower and shave it all smooth. Shaving the balls is not a problem in the shower at all.