If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ABiGuy84]

For playing naked twister outside of City Hall.

 

[Treeview]

Damn, I'm on a crime spree tonight.

Its fun running with a Bad Girl

 

[loquere]

Ejaculation baker.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Sneaking into all of the ladies restrooms in the mall and raising the toilet seats.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sneaking into all of the ladies restrooms in the mall and raising the toilet seats.

Trying to steal a Picasso from a private collector to then sell to another collector.

 

[loquere]

Trying to steal a Picasso from a private collector to then sell to another collector.

Refused to pay taxes on his tea.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying to sell the Eiffel Tower for scraps.

 

[Gamine67]

Smokin‘ Banana Peels

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Using very big words

 

[Gamine67]

Using very big words

Wagging a diphthong in front of the skating rink.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For not using Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalians.

 

[loquere]

Using money as toilet paper.

 

[ShaneoD]

Voyeurism

 

[loquere]

They know what they did.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

They know what they did.

Yelling "Shark" at a public beach...on an inland lake.

 

[LizVegas79]

Yelling "Shark" at a public beach...on an inland lake.

Art theft?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Art theft?

(On loan from the Guggenheim. )

Giving herself an orgasm with her wand, in a public theater, during a PG movie.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Showing people in public what they like to do with their paint brushes when not painting. How far did you get up it there in your back and again?

 

[loquere]

Screams free food, at every restaurant he visits.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Screams free food, at every restaurant he visits.

(Shouldn't you be serving multiple consecutive life sentences? How can you be out on the streets still committng crimes? )

Escaping custody during transport to a high security prison.

 

[loquere]

Has never paid income tax.... considers himself sovereign.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Stealing door nobs like Aunt Clara

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Greasing door knobs in the convalescent home.

 

[Bebode]

Breaking into senior living centers and eating the hard candies

 

[loquere]

Arson