If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ABiGuy84]

For Cumming in Public in Cumming, Georgia

 

[loquere]

Stole a Wonka bar.

 

[Bebode]

Stole a golden ticket

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying to steal Adult Diapers from ALDI's

 

[Bebode]

“Trying” it wasn’t my first time!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Going by his AV, leaving GPS tracking chips in his patients so he can stalk them later.

 

[RandallOldman]

Painting innocent, unsuspecting pedestrians on the Vegas Strip.

 

[luv2custrip]

Selling low-fat ice cream to already skinny kids.

 

[Amanda330]

For adopting all the stray cats and violating the city's health code... But it's just because he cares.

 

[RaineDrops]

Jaywalking in an inebriated state

 

[RandallOldman]

Dancing naked in the rain in public.

May or may not be inebriated.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Stealing young kids Ice cream cones

 

[AlexBailey]

Dancing in the rain wearing nothing but a smile and an ice cream cone.

 

[luv2custrip]

For adopting all the stray cats and violating the city's health code... But it's just because he cares.

Me-ow!

 

[n8Romantic]

Me-ow!

Peeping. Found passed out in public from the shock of seeing his female victim turning so quickly her huge dick swung up and knocked a vase of flowers off the table top.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For selling exploding hearts.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

For trying to exchange used rubbers at the pharmacy.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For taking pictures of their crimes to add to their crime scrapbook. So many pictures ....

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Drilling holes in canoes and kayaks at the sporting goods store.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Robbing Lemonade Stands.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Flashing a gaggle of nuns.

 

[Newreality]

Identify theft

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying to take over Virtual Reality (VR)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Trying to straighten bananas at the grocery store.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Trying to straighten bananas at the grocery store.

Depriving the world of a beautiful soul