If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ABiGuy84]

Tax Evasion

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Riding the kiddie rides at the amusement park.

 

[loquere]

Violating the prime directive.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Releasing his "Secret Weapon" in public. (Term from the movie The Jerk.)

 

[curious_slut]

Impersonating an elected official

 

[Nicefella]

Poisoning porn stars with tainted lube.

 

[RideFl71]

For being a nonDILF

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stealing a Northrup YF-17, an experimental naval aircraft prototype, just to take it for a ride.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For running an Illegal Ranch for sex workers.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

For running an Illegal Ranch for sex workers.

That would be illegal in Vegas, but not Parhump. It's legal in Nevada where populations are < 500,000, if memory serves.

So, visiting my illegal brothel.

 

[PoppyCoks]

Colouring outside the lines

 

[Spurtulator]

Colouring outside the lines

Shoplifting sex toys

 

[Nicefella]

Hiding sex toys in cocaine bags.

 

[loquere]

Murder

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Sticking pins in condom boxes on store shelves.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not Celebrating THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SUPERBOWL WIN!!!!!

 

[Amanda330]

Getting naked and streaking down the road in celebration of the Chief's win... Lol

 

[Azuldrgon]

Getting naked and streaking down the road in celebration of the Chief's win... Lol

Impeding traffic.

(The song Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On is in my head.)

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Not Celebrating THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SUPERBOWL WIN!!!!!

You're damn straight! Guilty as charged.

 

[lanceGibs]

Getting naked and streaking down the road in celebration of the Chief's win... Lol

Being cynical about her favourite team

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Trying to ram his lance up the ass of the Wall Street Bull.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Trying to cash a $3 bill.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Striking a police officer, multiple counts. He wandered into an active hostage scene and saw "S.W.A.T." on the back of uniforms.

 

[loquere]

300 over in a school zone

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Took the offramp to Climax Michigan at 300 mph.