Zach_lost_in_Aus
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Even when I know it's only meant to flatter, it still puts a smile on my face.
It's the knowing... knowledge is power of course. Smiles are good.
♡♡ 101 Things We Love About Our Brit Lovers ♡♡
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It's the knowing... knowledge is power of course. Smiles are good.
Wild_Honey_66
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TheSilverLining
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They have the most astonishing ability to dress up anything with a few well-chosen pretty words and make you feel as though you've been served a slice of champagne cake on a paper doily.
I must confess I rather like it.
I know a bloke on the South coast who does that.
I'm Northern. I tend to have the opposite effect.
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I know a bloke on the South coast who does that.
I'm Northern. I tend to have the opposite effect.
Ee by 'eck lass..
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suckonsimon
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Aha! So we're neighbours!'Nother hour or two further up....
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Aha! So we're neighbours!
That depends on what she uses for transport Grasshopper
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Aha! So we're neighbours!
We are, yes.
Much quicker as the dragon flies, eh?
Zach_lost_in_Aus
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suckonsimon
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You calling me a grasshopper? I suppose I make a lot of noise with my legs at night so ...
We are, yes.
Much quicker as the dragon flies, eh?
You had that worked out then. I'm slow.
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You had that worked out then. I'm slow.
The profile pic is something of a giveaway.
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mickyp123
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You calling me a grasshopper? I suppose I make a lot of noise with my legs at night so ...
You had that worked out then. I'm slow.
Grasshopper refers to a Character in a 70's tv prog called Kung Fu lol,
when the wise man was imparting words of wisdom, he would address his novice/student by his adopted name "Grasshopper"
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Ah!
Well I'm a novice/student of the possibilities of meeting up with another Litster in person, so I guess that fits nicely!
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The profile pic is something of a giveaway.
I've lost that cap!
Still. ... when we meet up I can wear those light jeans, shirt and jacket as a kinda 'hello, yeah you know me'?
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Brit available to those in need!
TheSilverLining
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Canny!
That's the one!
I've lost that cap!
Still. ... when we meet up I can wear those light jeans, shirt and jacket as a kinda 'hello, yeah you know me'?
What about the cap?!
In need of what?
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I love British white men ^.^
Love the accent makes my old cock hard without pills
Love the accent makes my old cock hard without pills
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Wild_Honey_66
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Something about a 'gentleman's trouser problem...'
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Only a Brit says, 'Do you mind terribly... ?' in the middle of sexy times.
Because, you know, no proper Englishman would want to be an imposition.
Because, you know, no proper Englishman would want to be an imposition.
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oh honey...you do hang out with some weird middle class dudes...nobody actually talks like that really...
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When they dump you, they always dump so politely
"It's not you, it's just something ive to deal with on my own."
That was my dumpsters statement on Friday, bitch
"It's not you, it's just something ive to deal with on my own."
That was my dumpsters statement on Friday, bitch
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oh honey...you do hang out with some weird middle class dudes...nobody actually talks like that really...
Oh Janeyl, would you mind awfully if i asked you to be quiet
Wild_Honey_66
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oh honey...you do hang out with some weird middle class dudes...nobody actually talks like that really...
I hope you don't mean to say they talk dirty and use words like cunt and prick.
How disappointing!
Zach_lost_in_Aus
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oh honey...you do hang out with some weird middle class dudes...nobody actually talks like that really...
I hope you don't mean to say they talk dirty and use words like cunt and prick.
How disappointing!
So sorry to interrupt, hope you don't mind awfully, just wanted to say that there's a time and a place for all things. Oh, and still waters and all that...
