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[Hornblende]

*Me thinks ... address and mobile number? dates when husband is out of the country? ... *

Oi!

 

[numeniusa]

Numi, I'm up for some comparison taste tests, how about you?

Oh yes... Count me in. I can bring sexy white coats and clipboards so we look professional, what do you think? Of course, we will be wearing only stockings and suspenders under the white coats...

 

[numeniusa]

*Me thinks ... address and mobile number? dates when husband is out of the country? ... *

Oi!

Oh come on....

You two, in the same room, for Honey's taste test, like I'm going to pass on that?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh yes... Count me in. I can bring sexy white coats and clipboards so we look professional, what do you think? Of course, we will be wearing only stockings and suspenders under the white coats...

Of course!

I will need to put my hair up to keep it out of the way, and wear my eyeglasses for the sack inspection.... you don't think that will dampen my sexy, do you?

 

[Hornblende]

Of course!

I will need to put my hair up to keep it out of the way, and wear my eyeglasses for the sack inspection.... you don't think that will dampen my sexy, do you?

Never....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh come on....

You two, in the same room, for Honey's taste test, like I'm going to pass on that?

Damn straight.

 

[numeniusa]

Of course!

I will need to put my hair up to keep it out of the way, and wear my eyeglasses for the sack inspection.... you don't think that will dampen my sexy, do you?

Fuck no.

I'm worried I won't be able to concentrate fully on the proper recording of the test results if I'm looking at you, though....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Never....

Fuck no.

I'm worried I won't be able to concentrate fully on the proper recording of the test results if I'm looking at you, though....

Ha ha. y's going to be sorry he missed this.

 

[numeniusa]

Ha ha. y's going to be sorry he missed this.

Hehe

*undoes the top button of your lab coat for extra cleavage*

He'd like where this is going?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hehe

*undoes the top button of your lab coat for extra cleavage*

He'd like where this is going?

~ chuckles ~

Yes, yes he would.

~ leans forward and wiggles a bit ~

 

[Bitesback]

Hehe

*undoes the top button of your lab coat for extra cleavage*

He'd like where this is going?

~ chuckles ~

Yes, yes he would.

~ leans forward and wiggles a bit ~

You ladies left us with bated breath....

 

[KalIsBack]

Their perennially good-natured, self-deprecating humor.

Not to say that any of them are *actually* capable of thinking up a good joke worth two bits.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Their perennially good-natured, self-deprecating humor.

Not to say that any of them are *actually* capable of thinking up a good joke worth two bits.

Tell us a joke then, Kal.

 

[KalIsBack]

Tell us a joke then, Kal.

I don't have a joke, but I have an anecdote. The other day, I was actually walking down the street and I heard two men talking. I was on my phone, and one of the voices was so starkly different than anything I'd heard in something like 15 years that I stopped and looked up. And it was this wonderful English gentleman having some conversation with his friend or acquaintance or what have you, and he said 'Oooooh,' (here, in a protracted, awestruck tone that made one think he'd just discovered God) 'that's proper smart!'

That's. Proper. Smart.

If you've never heard it, I can't possibly begin to explain how amazing it sounds to hear something like it. You want to laugh at it, to scoff at such an archaic, misguided use of the word 'proper,' but you just can't because it fits so damn perfectly. And you stop and say it to yourself a half dozen times, because it's just inexplicably enjoyable to say.

And for some obscure, primal reason, against all sort of common sense or muscular control, I was compelled to laugh. It was a sound and a voice that reminded me so strongly of home that I just couldn't help it. I remembered how much I love cockney. I don't speak it, and I know there's something of a stigma against it in a lot of circles, but cockney is fabulous.

Death to anyone that ever thinks otherwise.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thank you

 

[KalIsBack]

Thank you

Aye, aye. It made my day. I walked all the way home muttering 'that's proper smart' under my breath. lol. Definitely a share-worthy moment for any Anglophiles.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Aye, aye. It made my day. I walked all the way home muttering 'that's proper smart' under my breath. lol. Definitely a share-worthy moment for any Anglophiles.

I keep telling people that I'm a very lazy Anglophile. I wouldn't have seen any significance in that if you hadn't said. I do like the mental image of you walking and muttering, though.

 

[KalIsBack]

I keep telling people that I'm a very lazy Anglophile. I wouldn't have seen any significance in that if you hadn't said. I do like the mental image of you walking and muttering, though.

It was strange!

I managed to frighten myself. Like my god, who is this smartly dressed, devilishly handsome, silver-tongued, insufferably egotistic madman? Definitely one of those dangerous types you stay away from, you know?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It was strange!

I managed to frighten myself. Like my god, who is this smartly dressed, devilishly handsome, silver-tongued, insufferably egotistic madman? Definitely one of those dangerous types you stay away from, you know?

*nods hastily*

Do go on. I'm enjoying the show.

 

[KalIsBack]

*nods hastily*

Do go on. I'm enjoying the show.

I've tried posting a response 4 times. Four bloody times.

I had one, too. Perfectly snarky, self-amorous, and repulsive all wrapped up in a single bundle of worditude. But noooo, internet. Noooo. Let's not ever let that happen.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I've tried posting a response 4 times. Four bloody times.

I had one, too. Perfectly snarky, self-amorous, and repulsive all wrapped up in a single bundle of worditude. But noooo, internet. Noooo. Let's not ever let that happen.

Karma's a bitch, Mr. ToK.

 

[KalIsBack]

Karma's a bitch, Mr. ToK.

I have a way with bitches, and I can tell you that Karma is, indeed, not a bitch.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have a way with bitches, and I can tell you that Karma is, indeed, not a bitch.

Show-off.

Bite me.

 

[KalIsBack]

Show-off.

Bite me.

*contemplates*



*contemplates hunting or hunted thread*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*contemplates*



*contemplates hunting or hunted thread*

Did you forget that I'm bossy now?