I defo don’t use that one.
My go-to lately is “dick”. Simple and effective.
Oh, bless her.
Fraid I would have fully laughed. I’m not a mature parent at all.
Both of those work equally well.
To be fair, most people who know me understand the effect of a well timed cunt. Sadly, I’ve had to tone it down a little of late. Far too much flouncing!
I didn't think so.
Both of those work equally well.
To be fair, most people who know me understand the effect of a well timed cunt. Sadly, I’ve had to tone it down a little of late. Far too much flouncing!
I found out recently that scholars aren't sure where the word cunt originates from.
At least you have made it useful
I don't think he really expected me to pick it up, much less run with it. Surprise! . Thankfully he found his way back and we've been friends ever since. 
It feels more like home around here already.
Ah. The rabbit's not scared anymore.… Welcome Back Simon.
Both of those work equally well.
To be fair, most people who know me understand the effect of a well timed cunt. Sadly, I’ve had to tone it down a little of late. Far too much flouncing!
Hey Forty! I reckon we'll make a good connection here! Thanks for the hello.
'Basic' language here in North East England is pretty prevalent. There's a local lass I kik with - and with her husband too - and "cunt" language with her is just fine. In relation to terms like 'screw' and 'split open' and 'cream' and 'lick out' it's just the trick in fact.
But … thanks for the warning about 'Aunt'!
Wait....did you just call me basic?!
!!
