♡♡ 101 Things We Love About Our Brit Lovers ♡♡

[FortybutNice]

Hey Forty! I reckon we'll make a good connection here! Thanks for the hello.

'Basic' language here in North East England is pretty prevalent. There's a local lass I kik with - and with her husband too - and "cunt" language with her is just fine. In relation to terms like 'screw' and 'split open' and 'cream' and 'lick out' it's just the trick in fact.


But … thanks for the warning about 'Aunt'!

In glad to hear we shall get along. My dad is from Newcastle - I was there a couple of weeks ago with work. Amazing place.

Talk soon I hope!

 

[suckonsimon]

Chicken.

You need spanking you.

 

[suckonsimon]

In glad to hear we shall get along. My dad is from Newcastle - I was there a couple of weeks ago with work. Amazing place.

Talk soon I hope!

Indeed mate. Next time you're around these parts meet for a pint or a coffee?

 

[elli1point1]

'arse' instead of 'ass'

 

[TheSilverLining]

You need spanking you.

A whole 5 syllables? Not sure if that's basic enough for me to understand.

 

[suckonsimon]

A whole 5 syllables? Not sure if that's basic enough for me to understand.

OK me and FortybutNice. We're in white shirts and jeans. We fling you up onto our right shoulders and stomp upstairs and drop you on a very big bed. "OK babe let's see you strip slowly. Then you play with your tits, frig some and lick your fingers for us. Then you get a shagging to shock the neighbours. Go!"

Basic?

 

[TheSilverLining]

OK me and FortybutNice. We're in white shirts and jeans. We fling you up onto our right shoulders and stomp upstairs and drop you on a very big bed. "OK babe let's see you strip slowly. Then you play with your tits, frig some and lick your fingers for us. Then you get a shagging to shock the neighbours. Go!"

Basic?

Now that you mention it that does sound exactly like something I'd do.
So very silly of me....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'In a trice' - that's how fast he thinks I'll come.

 

[elli1point1]

'In a trice' - that's how fast he thinks I'll come.

that's how quickly he makes me come, cocky bastard

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

'In a trice' - that's how fast he thinks I'll come.

that's how quickly he makes me come, cocky bastard

Those Brits... smooth talking charlatans.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

that's how quickly he makes me come, cocky bastard

Annoying when they're right, isn't it?

Those Brits... smooth talking charlatans.

The very nerve! It's as though they're calling a shot in billiards!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh! And, 'todger.'

 

[fisherfella]

cannot beat their sense of humour,

2 Ronnies, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Faulty Towers

 

[Polranny]

cannot beat their sense of humour,

2 Ronnies, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Faulty Towers

We do have some good points and redeeming features

 

[AngelicaS1780]

When he tells me not to worry, that all will get sorted. That he called me frosty knickers when I was in a mood the other day. That he gets up very early every morning so that we have time together despite the six hour time difference. Now to hear his voice.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

That he might message me *whilst* eating *prawn* and avocado.

 

[Polranny]

Well I have to eat sometime!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Well I have to eat sometime!

Remember the thread title, my love. I am not complaining.
Merely appreciating your word choices.

 

[tallladiesman]

That they are a short boat ride or plane trip away which makes meeting IRL much easier

 

[elli1point1]

their cocks

i know, cocks aren't a UK-exclusive, but I feel a Brit Lover appreciation thread without a mention of cocks is missing something.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

their cocks

i know, cocks aren't a UK-exclusive, but I feel a Brit Lover appreciation thread without a mention of cocks is missing something.

LOL!!

There are indeed some mighty fine Brit cocks out there.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

LOL!!

There are indeed some mighty fine Brit cocks out there.

Gorgeous, uncut, cocks.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Gorgeous, uncut, cocks.

Word.

 

[elli1point1]

uncut

yes!!!

 

[Ironfan]

Word.

Glad someone approves of us uncut folk.