♡♡ 101 Things We Love About Our Brit Lovers ♡♡

[anothershyguy]

Is... because they are weird. Good enough. I do love all things weird and freaky, even if I dont understand them

weird....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

weird....

*whispers* I think maybe she's referring to all of the uncut cocks.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If there is anything to be learned from Russian brides it is this...

The fuck is a Russian bride?

 

[anothershyguy]

*whispers* I think maybe she's referring to all of the uncut cocks.

been British, we tend to be uncut...

 

[Jaime_H]

been British, we tend to be uncut...

Do you mean the rest of the world is foreskinless?

No wonder we are odd.....

 

[Little_Sister]

Penises in turtle necks, milk in tea, no biscuits and gravy, using words wrong (fancy, pissed, etc), yep, totally weird

Honey- Mail order Russian brides- you don't have to speak the same language for things to work out so me not understanding is not a big deal as long as the turtle pops his head out we're all good.

 

[Jaime_H]

Penises in turtle necks, milk in tea, no biscuits and gravy, using words wrong (fancy, pissed, etc), yep, totally weird

Honey- Mail order Russian brides- you don't have to speak the same language for things to work out so me not understanding is not a big deal as long as the turtle pops his head out we're all good.

Have I been missing out on the Russian Bride thing?

 

[suckonsimon]

Simon referred to his woman as being 'coy' today. I like that.

Some of my favorite Brits are inclined to be shy and modest, despite the fact that they are entirely capable of eliciting the admiration of the finest ladies with only a wink and a pretty word or two.

It's part of their devastating charm, and i find myself utterly defenseless against it.

Nice one, Honey.

For all she is coy, like you she can't half rip off buttons.

 

[Hornblende]

Penises in turtle necks, milk in tea, no biscuits and gravy, using words wrong (fancy, pissed, etc), yep, totally weird

Honey- Mail order Russian brides- you don't have to speak the same language for things to work out so me not understanding is not a big deal as long as the turtle pops his head out we're all good.

*coughs* - I think you mean using words correctly! And yes, I am the proud possessor of a turtle-neck penis, unmangled!

 

[Little_Sister]

Have I been missing out on the Russian Bride thing?

Do they not have them there??? It is pretty big business here. You pick one on the internet, fly her here and marry her.

 

[Penuche]

Penises in turtle necks, milk in tea, no biscuits and gravy, using words wrong (fancy, pissed, etc), yep, totally weird

Intact penises are more fun - each time you have sex with a man who's got one, you get to unwrap it.

Cold sweet black tea may quench your thirst in hot weather, but it hurts my stomach as tea with milk never does.

Scones on a savoury cobbler = your biscuits in gravy.

BTW with all due respect (not a lot), American English is weirder than any variant of British English.

 

[numeniusa]

Intact penises are more fun - each time you have sex with a man who's got one, you get to unwrap it.

Cold sweet black tea may quench your thirst in hot weather, but it hurts my stomach as tea with milk never does.

Scones on a savoury cobbler = your biscuits in gravy.

BTW with all due respect (not a lot), American English is weirder than any variant of British English.

Totally with you on the unwrapping.... Plus it looks (to me) waaaaay more sexy. Did you know that sunbathing nude can give an uncut man a two-tone head?

And let's not forget why English is called English. The clue to the origin is in the name...

We don't have any of these problems with the Aussies. Or the Canadians.

 

[Little_Sister]

BTW with all due respect (not a lot), American English is weirder than any variant of British English.

I totally agree. I have an equally hard time understanding someone from new york as they talk so freaking fast. Then a Cajun from Louisiana with he french in the mix, right next door to Texas which has a lot of Spanish mixed in.... east Texas you get all 3, a little English, a little Spanish and a little Cajun french and it is just a miracle anyone can understand anything.

 

[Penuche]

I totally agree. I have an equally hard time understanding someone from new york as they talk so freaking fast. Then a Cajun from Louisiana with he french in the mix, right next door to Texas which has a lot of Spanish mixed in.... east Texas you get all 3, a little English, a little Spanish and a little Cajun french and it is just a miracle anyone can understand anything.

We have dialects here too, and extreme accents! After years in NW England, I can understand accents & bits of dialect which floor my S London husband, while he can understand heavily Nigerian accented English and tell the difference between most of the Carribbean accents (they sound more or less the same to me).

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

knob and bollocks

 

[Sundayschild]

knob and bollocks

But not gash?

 

[Hornblende]

knob and bollocks

You rang, m'lady?

 

[suckonsimon]

Shagging. Is that British English or universal?
Great word which speaks of the context and the mood of the lay so well. SHAG then. British?

 

[numeniusa]

Can I just say I don't like 'gash' very much?

A lovely aroused pussy is so much more than 'gash'...

 

[Sundayschild]

Can I just say I don't like 'gash' very much?

A lovely aroused pussy is so much more than 'gash'...

I know - it's minging. But you have to admit, it's very British....

 

[Susurration]

Can I just say I don't like 'gash' very much?

Seconded. It's not a word I'd ever use.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can I just say I don't like 'gash' very much?

A lovely aroused pussy is so much more than 'gash'...

Maybe she said "cash" and he misunderstood?

 

[Hornblende]

Maybe she said "cash" and he misunderstood?

Maybe she said "Rash" and he should be worried? :

 

[Sundayschild]

Maybe it was Mash, and someone wants to get freaky with potato..?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ooo, I like shagging! I like snogging as well.

Both together, even better.




What is minging, please?