Hornblende
Exploring eloquence
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Ooo, I like shagging! I like snogging as well.
Both together, even better.
What is minging, please?
A disparaging term meaning foul, unpleasant...
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Ooo, I like shagging! I like snogging as well.
Both together, even better.
What is minging, please?
Maybe it was Mash, and someone wants to get freaky with potato..?
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Personally, I like Yorkshire Pudding...and I can make it properly thanks to my friend Coventry who took the time to Skype while he made it to show to me!
(Skype can be a good thing, ya know?)
A disparaging term meaning foul, unpleasant...
You know Toad in the Hole?
Ah. Ew.
Is that the same as Bird in a Nest? (Egg on toast?)
You know Toad in the Hole?
Ah. Ew.
Is that the same as Bird in a Nest? (Egg on toast?)
Minging is also low slang, which makes it a self fulfilling phrase. I.e. you won't hear it from Lord Smythe etc.
Toad in the Hole is a Yorkshire Pudding with baked toads in. It's delicious if you get the right kind of toads.
So it's really Bangers in the Hole?

Minging is also low slang, which makes it a self fulfilling phrase. I.e. you won't hear it from Lord Smythe etc.
Toad in the Hole is a Yorkshire Pudding with baked toads in. It's delicious if you get the right kind of toads.



Re minging - I'm wondering if Honey knows the confusingly similar word 'minge'? Not that I like that one either...![]()
Potentially guilty of using the word "minging" or "ming".
However, "minge" just makes me shudder.
It's too close to "mange".....and the association is just plain wrong!
Fairly sure this belongs on the unpopular opinions thread, but:
You know, I don't really like pussy either.
I don't have a pussy.
I have a cunt. (Sorrynotsorry)
Yes, it's just squirm-inducing, isn't it?
The only time I do like it is when Ski Sunday is on and they mention one of the sections of the race at Wengen in Switzerland, the section called the "Minsch-Kante". Which, however careful they are, sounds exactly like "minge counter" *giggles childishly*
I did actually ski down it once, very slowly, and when I got to that bit I was unable to resist pointing at myself and saying "One!"... *embarrassed, but not that much*

I much prefer 'cunt' to 'pussy' too, but I know some women do find it insulting somehow, or crude, or something, so I think maybe pussy is an OK alternative then.

In the context of deep, deep delight in a woman I will happily use:
"Wench". "Cunt". "Screw." as well, of course, as the oft repeated growly whisper, "I'm going to Fuck you."
I get "A Stonker" of an erection.
And as you may have noticed long since, I don't "cum". I "Erupt." I "Spurt." and the glorious pearly stuff is most definitely "Spunk".
And why on earth did lads stop saying to one another, "Eh! she's some bit of crumpet!"
At least we still say, "Get In!", fist clenched, forearm in the 'stonker' position, elbow gripped by the other fist and a shudder goin' on there.![]()

Fairly sure this belongs on the unpopular opinions thread, but:
You know, I don't really like pussy either.
I don't have a pussy.
I have a cunt. (Sorrynotsorry)

In the context of deep, deep delight in a woman I will happily use:
"Wench". "Cunt". "Screw." as well, of course, as the oft repeated growly whisper, "I'm going to Fuck you."
I get "A Stonker" of an erection.
And as you may have noticed long since, I don't "cum". I "Erupt." I "Spurt." and the glorious pearly stuff is most definitely "Spunk".
And why on earth did lads stop saying to one another, "Eh! she's some bit of crumpet!"
At least we still say, "Get In!", fist clenched, forearm in the 'stonker' position, elbow gripped by the other fist and a shudder goin' on there.![]()
It's delicious wench, Simon. Or so I've been told...![]()
Lol.... A bit of totty with a nice set of Bristol's......![]()