❓Have you Ever❓ Round 12!❓

Well, kind of. I was having sex with my wife once, doggie, and she had an ovarian cyst burst. (No, I'm not that big, it was just a "perfect storm" kind of thing). Lots of blood, both of us REALLY worried, and we were out of town at a conference.

HYE had something go so wrong during sex that you both just ended up laughing uncontrollably?
YES, when the bed broke beneath us...

HYE broken any piece of furniture while having sex?
 
Yes. We fell out of the shower and pulled the curtain off having sex.

HYE been walked in on by a parent?
Not walked in on, but walked OVER. I was getting hot and heavy with a young woman in a hammock on the ground floor of my parents' beach house when my dad stepped out onto the front porch (just above us) and started telling me to lock up when I came up to bed. I don't know that he even knew she was down there with me!

Have you ever had sex in/on your parents' bed?
 
Not walked in on, but walked OVER. I was getting hot and heavy with a young woman in a hammock on the ground floor of my parents' beach house when my dad stepped out onto the front porch (just above us) and started telling me to lock up when I came up to bed. I don't know that he even knew she was down there with me!

Have you ever had sex in/on your parents' bed?
Nott my own parents, but in my GF's parents' bed. Hope this counts.

HYE had sex on a nude beach in bright daylight?
 
Yikes! No!

Have you ever had sex with someone ten or more years after the previous time you had sex with that person?
Yes. Ex-wife.

Have you ever had sex with someone who only spoke a different language than you?
 
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