❓Have you Ever❓ Round 12!❓

[Mrtenant]

Yes. I woke up with my ex on top of me, me inside her, and she was stretching her arms to the ceiling, and moaning in pleasure. It took me several seconds to realise that we'd broken up, and she wasn't really there. Freaked me the fuck out, I can tell you.

HYE lied to someone about your age in order to get in their pants?

Yes, but even then, wearing her lulu lemon's turned out to be a bad choice. They didn't fit.

HYE stuck a small flag in someone's pants when they were showing their asscrack?

 

[YourSecretSanta]

Yes, but even then, wearing her lulu lemon's turned out to be a bad choice. They didn't fit.

HYE stuck a small flag in someone's pants when they were showing their asscrack?

Haha. Not a small flag. That is oddly specific.

Have you ever showered with a friend (who you weren’t sexual with)?

 

[awired50]

No

HYE had sexual relation with someone and did not know their name?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

No

HYE had sexual relation with someone and did not know their name?

No. I'm not cool like that. Haha. HYE been on unemployment?

 

[awired50]

No

HYE been on disability?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No

HYE been on disability?

No.

HYE faked an injury

 

[awired50]

Yes

HYE fakedan orgasm?

 

[summer_reine]

Yeah, just get off already so I can go to sleep

HYE faked being sick to get out of work?

 

[awired50]

Yes


HYE faked being sick to get out of work to masturbate?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Yes


HYE faked being sick to get out of work to masturbate?

No. Definitely not. HYE been married or divorced?

 

[Dashabout]

No. Definitely not. HYE been married or divorced?

Married happily 20n yrs now. I'm his second.

HYE been on a cruise ship?

 

[Anononly1992]

No, ferries, yes!

Have you ever had some sexy fun on a cruise ship?

 

[bobb_sledd]

No, ferries, yes!

Have you ever had some sexy fun on a cruise ship?

Not yet but I sail again on Saturday, wish me luck.

HYE known anyone in an actual incestuous relationship?

 

[awired50]

No, not iRL.

HYE been in an incestuous relationship?

 

[masterslave00]

No, not iRL.

HYE been in an incestuous relationship?

No, unless you count fucking my wife's sister as incest

HYE been in exclusive FWB relationship?

 

[bobb_sledd]

No, unless you count fucking my wife's sister as incest

HYE been in exclusive FWB relationship?

No

HYE had a multi-year pay4play relationship?

 

[masterslave00]

No

HYE had a multi-year pay4play relationship?

YES, been with the same FWB for almost 5 years now

HYE been in FFM threesome?

 

[bobb_sledd]

YES, been with the same FWB for almost 5 years now

HYE been in FFM threesome?

Yes, as well as FMF, MMF, and MMM

After a breakup HYE circled back and bedded their sibling?

 

[masterslave00]

Yes, as well as FMF, MMF, and MMM

After a breakup HYE circled back and bedded their sibling?

NO

HYE fucked someone as old as your own parents?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes, as well as FMF, MMF, and MMM

After a breakup HYE circled back and bedded their sibling?

Not immediately and not in reaction to the breakup, but I have a history with twins

HYE messed around with two people who were related to each other, at the same time?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

NO

HYE fucked someone as old as your own parents?

No

Same question I asked above

 

[bobb_sledd]

Not immediately and not in reaction to the breakup, but I have a history with twins

HYE messed around with two people who were related, at the same time?

Related by marriage, yes (threesomes).

HYE masturbated listening to your parents having sex?

 

[masterslave00]

Related by marriage, yes (threesomes).

HYE masturbated listening to your parents having sex?

NO

HYE seen your parents having sex?

 

[bobb_sledd]

NO

HYE seen your parents having sex?

Not actively, only afterwards.

HYE traveled into or across a Demilitarized Zone (DMZ)?

 

[summer_reine]

Not yet, hoping Canada and the US don't come to that

HYE snuck something across a border?