❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[ydahecnot]

" You could recite the Alphabet and it would sound sexy "

I think she means the Sam Kinison “alphabet”

 

[Leigh81]

Today....bye, I love you

 

[Krigirl1233]

Wanna fuck

 

[RDM97756]

Tonight, we have a babysitter...

Turned out it was not for anything romantic at all... but damn I was excited when I heard. Still waiting for my quarterly sex

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

"My forever girl. "

 

[muddler35]

I’m your partner

 

[Ingenue844]

Me: I didn’t ask you to sacrifice your good monitor for me.
Him: Girl, I will always sacrifice the good things for you.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Me: Honey what time are you normally "awake" awake in the morning?

Him: I'm confused

Me: I'm the kind of girl that need things to be scheduled

Him: Did I do something wrong?

Me: Nooooo! I'm just trying to schedule you in

Him: *suddenly possessed by incredulous mirth*
Well honey, I usually wake up horny at beep-AM, then again at early-AM and awake for polite company at normal-AM.

So you can schedule me in for beep-AM *mirth continues*

Me: I'm serious!

Him: *answers in a serious voice but still chuckling*
Nope, it's not a joke hun

 

[muddler35]

That’s what you get for asking questions and expecting me to have blood flow in my brain at beep-AM.

ETA. I think I represent all men when my first two thoughts were. “I’m confused” and “Did I do something wrong?”

 

[AZDryHeat]

I want to keep you in my life.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Not romantic, but it made my heart smile.

I love thrifting (the thrill of the hunt!) and I'm in Goodwill on the reg.

Young male clerk, voice like buttah, calls me Meryl Streep. Because of my hair, I suppose. Also gives me the best deals.

Last night I was in with one of my girls, he asks her, 'Is this your mom?' then, 'I love her! She's my Meryl!'

Ah ha ha! I love you too, Hector!

 

[muddler35]

Your love made me constipated.

That truly just happened.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"It would be a shame if you didn't find out what it's like to have a boyfriend who loves your ass in that very special dental record way..."

 

[Wonderer67]

“Cleanup, aisle sex.”

Maybe not romantic, but it’s stuck w me all morning…

 

[mobleedzblue]

When I asked @Ingenue844 if I made her that happy....

Her simple answer was "Yes"

 

[Bookaddict72]

"You make life worth living."

 

[LadyLascivious1]

"It would be a shame if you didn't find out what it's like to have a boyfriend who loves your ass in that very special dental record way..."

I feel like I’m missing the fun, kinky interpretation and stuck on the “it places the lotion in the basket”, serial killer type vibe

We’re going to have to chat because I have a feeling this might be one of those scenarios like when I thought cat ears were only Halloween accessories and had no other meaning

 

[muddler35]

Her: Do you think I should grow my hair?

Me: I think you should find a girlfriend for that kind of question.

Her: But I’m asking you.

Me: okay then, as I understand it, your hair will grow on it’s own. It doesn’t require any effort on your part. You’re actually asking if you should cut your hair.

Her: Yes, should I cut my hair?

Me: You should find a girlfriend.

 

[Ingenue844]

Her: Do you think I should grow my hair?

Me: I think you should find a girlfriend for that kind of question.

Her: But I’m asking you.

Me: okay then, as I understand it, your hair will grow on it’s own. It doesn’t require any effort on your part. You’re actually asking if you should cut your hair.

Her: Yes, should I cut my hair?

Me: You should find a girlfriend.

Well, what length is it @AngelWithAShotgun?
Is it manageable?

 

[Chillygirl]

“Love you being my vice.”

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

"That would be fun! I'd prefer not to be dead though."

 

[Ingenue844]

You're never an unfuckable babe

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Does the ex telling me to ‘fuck off’ count?

 

[Ingenue844]

Does the ex telling me to ‘fuck off’ count?

Storytime!!!

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Short story