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[Chloe_Harper]

So.... your real name is Cinderella?

Oh no, Cinderella had it good. She got out by going to a ball and having a fairy godmother and pretty shoes! Thankfully, I lived with my mom, only saw my father and the step-monster every other weekend

Don’t get sassy with me… that’s @BrendaBear place

Uh, hello-oOo, I'm a brat!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

This brought an interesting question to my weird brain....

If you could spend a day with a celebrity, just hanging out. Not in their "normal" environment, but like at a picnic in the park. Just two people (okay, a small group) hanging out, talking about whatever.

Who would that person be?

I'm thinking right now, real, living people, as they are today.

Easy one for me.
John Fogerty

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t get sassy with me… that’s @BrendaBear place

https://media.giphy.com/media/2SOHyvInlOHyVgU8ww/giphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Easy one for me.
John Fogerty

I kind of thought so.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Hmm. Hanging out with Aubrey Plaza comes to mind. It’s a tough question. Authors, musicians, comedians, athletes, maybe even a politician I’d like to sucker punch

 

[BrendaBear]

I know I gots it rough.

Do you need a skin lotion for that?

Have you seen a doctor? They might have something that would help....

 

[TXRafe]

Do you need a skin lotion for that?

Have you seen a doctor? They might have something that would help....

sigh, you cant say lotion in my presence...

 

[BrendaBear]

No-brainer for me. It has to be Roger Federer.
I wouldn't mind getting on the court with him and playing a set or two either

Oh, cool! I had to look that up to find out who he is.

 

[BrendaBear]

sigh, you cant say lotion in my presence...

https://media.giphy.com/media/fP94Ci3Pud30UB5FWG/giphy.gif

Um.... why not? And the fact you just said it yourself... does that cause some kind of space time continuum paradox?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Do you need a skin lotion for that?

Have you seen a doctor? They might have something that would help....

I do suffer from allergies.
I am allergic to doctors.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hmm. Hanging out with Aubrey Plaza comes to mind. It’s a tough question. Authors, musicians, comedians, athletes, maybe even a politician I’d like to sucker punch

I almost went with Aubrey Plaza, but one day wouldn't be enough for me and I would fantasize about all the ways she could verbally degrade me with that deadpan delivery while she has me handcuffed to the bed where I'm wearing only an oversized t-shirt with her face on it

........

I may have an obsession.....

 

[TXRafe]

https://media.giphy.com/media/fP94Ci3Pud30UB5FWG/giphy.gif

Um.... why not? And the fact you just said it yourself... does that cause some kind of space time continuum paradox?

because it triggers my autism and i cant repeat the quote because the movie triggers you...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media.giphy.com/media/fP94Ci3Pud30UB5FWG/giphy.gif

Um.... why not? And the fact you just said it yourself... does that cause some kind of space time continuum paradox?

Because he's banned lotion from his house forever... this is going to make things really awkward when he sees my lotion collection

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I almost went with Aubrey Plaza, but one day wouldn't be enough for me and I would fantasize about all the ways she could verbally degrade me with that deadpan delivery while she has me handcuffed to the bed where I'm wearing only an oversized t-shirt with her face on it

........

I may have an obsession.....

Says the lady who hasn’t watched season 2 White Lotus

 

[Fiestykitten]

sigh, you cant say lotion in my presence...

*Throws a box ok Kleenex at you*

There you’re prepared now

 

[BrendaBear]

I almost went with Aubrey Plaza, but one day wouldn't be enough for me and I would fantasize about all the ways she could verbally degrade me with that deadpan delivery while she has me handcuffed to the bed where I'm wearing only an oversized t-shirt with her face on it

........

I may have an obsession.....

https://media.giphy.com/media/Y1dOaZ8GfeuSB8OPhE/giphy.gif

I don't think I've ever seen her in anything... but... I quite like the mental image of you handcuffed to the bed, wearing only an oversized t shirt...

 

[BrendaBear]

because it triggers my autism and i cant repeat the quote because the movie triggers you...

Oh... yeah... that was enough for me to catch up... we're quite the pair!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh... yeah... that was enough for me to catch up... we're quite the pair!

Still fucking lost

 

[TXRafe]

everyone knows youre supposed to use a water based lube for masturbation anyway, duh

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Says the lady who hasn’t watched season 2 White Lotus

YET!!!

I haven't seen season 1 yet either.


I will see it, dammit! Ugh! And when I do, I'll send breathy voca reviews of her scenes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

everyone knows youre supposed to use a water based lube for masturbation anyway, duh

Or, you know, lube up other ways...

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

But you have to keep reapplying… especially during a long edging session….


… I mean, probably. not that I would know of course…

Just say allegedly and you’re good

 

[BrendaBear]

Just say allegedly and you’re good

Right right allegedly

...but... but.... you didn't also say "and you're good"... wasn't that required?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

*Throws a box ok Kleenex at you*

There you’re prepared now

Make sure they are the pre moistened ones please

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He is not only the GOAT in tennis but a humble, chill and an all-around nice human being.

Johnny Mac tho with the band and all