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AlwaysDancing said:
clean up and maintenance is part of every machine.

I’m not lazy.

Actually, @Chloe_Harper has me shopping on Amazon and I think I might pull this trigger. I can get my beans at cost from work.
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Don't blame me for your great life choices...

Just think about placement. If it's going in your future Rivendell section, you don't want it to stick out too much.
 
Not bothering to catch up... I see this:

Hornymwtxn said:
Heard the cleanup and the maintenance is just not something a person will put up with on a regular basis and it ends up being a seldom used item
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Are you talking about... anatomy here? Sex toys? um....

AlwaysDancing said:
Actually, @Chloe_Harper has me shopping on Amazon and I think I might pull this trigger. I can get my beans at cost from work.
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"Get your beans from work"? Um.... This euphemism has me baffled. 🤔🤔🤔

Maybe I need more Pepsi...
 
BrendaBear said:
Not bothering to catch up... I see this:
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I chose to catch up this morning and my brain flushed away all the things I read except the word percolator... so, you're making a smart choice. No telling what would choose to stick.
BrendaBear said:
Are you talking about... anatomy here? Sex toys? um....
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Yes. No. Yes. No. We are talking about anatomical sex toys, non-human, because weird monster ones are always more fun 🤪
BrendaBear said:
"Get your beans from work"? Um.... This euphemism has me baffled. 🤔🤔🤔
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🤭 I think UM stopped playing with work beans when he became the boss
BrendaBear said:
Maybe I need more Pepsi...
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Always *slides you a fresh, cool can*
 
Chloe_Harper said:
I chose to catch up this morning and my brain flushed away all the things I read except the word percolator... so, you're making a smart choice. No telling what would choose to stick.
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I understand this well... there are definitely words or phrases that make everything else around it fall away in a dusty pile of "don't care"
 
cactusjack0584 said:
Good morning brat house…
Have some caffeine of your choice…
Coffee:
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Tea:
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Other:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/bed66346d0a88f7cce56b522bfc04ed9/7eaa3388953283e7-1a/s400x600/e26754042d987a3c543193605f6e3f45b9a00e4d.gif
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Ok, see, now my ADHD brain is all like "coffee is a must, duh. So slide that over. Can I also potentially get some tea, black, iced, unsweetened? And the bubble drink, can I have a bubble drink, but just a sparkling water please?" Then, I have three drinks in front of me. You think some would be useless and forgotten, you'd be wrong 73% of the time. I almost always have 2-3 drinks near me at all times. Restaurants included, unless I'm forcing myself to stick to water only (a rarity).
 
Chloe_Harper said:
Ok, see, now my ADHD brain is all like "coffee is a must, duh. So slide that over. Can I also potentially get some tea, black, iced, unsweetened? And the bubble drink, can I have a bubble drink, but just a sparkling water please?" Then, I have three drinks in front of me. You think some would be useless and forgotten, you'd be wrong 73% of the time. I almost always have 2-3 drinks near me at all times. Restaurants included, unless I'm forcing myself to stick to water only (a rarity).
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ADHD...ain't it a bitch... look a squirrel
Fuck I just ran over someone's posies
 
Rj_1954 said:
ADHD...ain't it a bitch... look a squirrel
Fuck I just ran over someone's posies
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Your ADHD and my ADHD are very different... for example, mine doesn't drive me off the road 🤪


I do, however, have to have music or audio book blaring, or be talking to someone on the phone. And also keep things uncomfortably cool for everyone but myself. And also have the GPS on even if I know where I'm going.
 
Chloe_Harper said:
Your ADHD and my ADHD are very different... for example, mine doesn't drive me off the road 🤪


I do, however, have to have music or audio book blaring, or be talking to someone on the phone. And also keep things uncomfortably cool for everyone but myself. And also have the GPS on even if I know where I'm going.
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You're not diabetic (I can fall asleep at the wheel) or have bipolar disorder which makes living interesting
 
Rj_1954 said:
You're not diabetic
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True
Rj_1954 said:
(I can fall asleep at the wheel)
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i don't know that you should be driving when you use that word in that sentence
Rj_1954 said:
or have bipolar disorder
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I also do not have this. True again.
Rj_1954 said:
which makes living interesting
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Eh, so does a lot of things. Like breathing.

I have severe anxiety which sends me into random anxiety attacks and I never know what's going to trigger them or when. So. That's also interesting living.
 
Chloe_Harper said:
I have severe anxiety which sends me into random anxiety attacks and I never know what's going to trigger them or when. So. That's also interesting living.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!!! @Rj_1954 ! @Chloe_Harper !! Let's just stop this right here!! No more of this "I have more weird ass problems than you!" stuff, because the reality is, we all have unique challenges to deal with in life. Nobody gets a free pass from weird ass shit to deal with. We just get our own weird ass shit, maybe that's what makes us all unique. The only exception to this is probably @Hornymwtxn because he is just so damn vanilla!!!

*** Running off yelling "it was a joke oh great Horny one! It was a joke!!! You know I love you!!!!

Of course, I'm still laughing as I run too ***
 
BrendaBear said:
Hey! Hey! Hey!!! @Rj_1954 ! @Chloe_Harper !! Let's just stop this right here!! No more of this "I have more weird ass problems than you!" stuff, because the reality is, we all have unique challenges to deal with in life. Nobody gets a free pass from weird ass shit to deal with. We just get our own weird ass shit, maybe that's what makes us all unique. The only exception to this is probably @Hornymwtxn because he is just so damn vanilla!!!

*** Running off yelling "it was a joke oh great Horny one! It was a joke!!! You know I love you!!!!

Of course, I'm still laughing as I run too ***
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Nope. Wasn't saying I have more. Just was empathizing that I too have weird things happen that make life interesting 🤷🏻‍♀️


If I was going with the "I have more" that would have been a much different, more humorous route.


I dont think I have more weird problems than anyone. I dont have more baggage or trauma. We all have stuff that we have to lug around for the rest of our lives. Who are we to say who has it better or worse? Even a qualified therapist wouldn't dare.


But, I'm sorry it came off in a way that it felt like I was trying to one-up anyone. Never my intention. Behavior I detest actually.
 
Chloe_Harper said:
Nope. Wasn't saying I have more. Just was empathizing that I too have weird things happen that make life interesting 🤷🏻‍♀️


If I was going with the "I have more" that would have been a much different, more humorous route.


I dont think I have more weird problems than anyone. I dont have more baggage or trauma. We all have stuff that we have to lug around for the rest of our lives. Who are we to say who has it better or worse? Even a qualified therapist wouldn't dare.


But, I'm sorry it came off in a way that it felt like I was trying to one-up anyone. Never my intention. Behavior I detest actually.
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Not at all, Bestie!!! You didn't come off that way.... I just wanted to make a joke and pick on @Hornymwtxn ... it's just too fun... it's like... I'm addicted to it! I can't stop it!!! Must make Captain Vanilla jokes! Especially since, in almost every way, I'm more Vanilla than he is... just that one area......
🥰 🥰 🥰
 
cactusjack0584 said:
https://sayyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bobagif.gif
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Oooh 🤤 Boba tea... yummy
BrendaBear said:
Not at all, Bestie!!! You didn't come off that way.... I just wanted to make a joke and pick on @Hornymwtxn ... it's just too fun... it's like... I'm addicted to it! I can't stop it!!! Must make Captain Vanilla jokes! Especially since, in almost every way, I'm more Vanilla than he is... just that one area......
🥰 🥰 🥰
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Ok, that I understand 🤭 I just wanted to make sure. If I had been coming off that way, I would have needed some time in the Serenity Garden to work that out. And I don't think @AlwaysDancing finished that yet!
 
Chloe_Harper said:
Oooh 🤤 Boba tea... yummy

Ok, that I understand 🤭 I just wanted to make sure. If I had been coming off that way, I would have needed some time in the Serenity Garden to work that out. And I don't think @AlwaysDancing finished that yet!
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It’s going to be amazing when it is!!!

((We should add some pics of the Brat House features to the first page?))
 
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