🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[milkyboxer]

The only post I saw from you was asking if we could talk about climbing now? How's the foot?

Climbing what? where? On to someone?

 

[Sammysub07]

Climbing what? where? On to someone?

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We’ve got a few climbers in here

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But good luck getting any other climbing going on in a house full of brats!!

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[NewStartQueen]

Climbing what? where? On to someone?

 

[Sammysub07]

Ohhh you found a better badass chick gif than I did!!!

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

We’ve got a few climbers in here

American Olympic climber Brooke Raboutou just climbed Excalibur 5.15c. It is the hardest route ever climbed by a female. There are only 3 harder routes established in the world which are graded 5.15d. Insanely impressive and inspirational.

 

[Neanderthal247]

All you brats are badasses


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[Sammysub07]

All you brats are badasses


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I feel like this is a trap!

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[TXRafe]

I feel like this is a trap!

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[Sammysub07]

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I knew I couldn’t be the only one to see it!

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[Neanderthal247]

I feel like this is a trap!

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It's me

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

@Sammysub07 And I am in awe that you drank all that wine on Sunday, my one glass a day is making me fall asleep soooo quickly

She is a seasoned drinking professional.

Umm sleep all day?! Sign me up!

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Omg!!! I don’t normally drink that much I’m told I was funny to listen to!

That's underselling it, just a bit!

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I’m the same as you though. If I only drink one glass it’s sleepy town for me!

 

[Sammysub07]

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She is a seasoned drinking professional.

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That's underselling it, just a bit!

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[Sammysub07]

It's me

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Because that gif makes it believable

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[Chloe_Harper]

no, but it was a really good reset...wore my brain out and i slept most of the day...but definitely what i needed after the last few days...very good experience...

Yet where are mine? I keep waiting for my own little packet of gummies for my brain reset. It's not like Kirk is my mailman.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

All you brats are badasses


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But also thank you

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What I'm reading is that we all needing to be drinking a whole bottle of wine and see where we are. @MischiefMakerAlways says professional, so that means we need sponsorships and paychecks for our level of drinking!

 

[cheekygirl75]

What I'm reading is that we all needing to be drinking a whole bottle of wine and see where we are. @MischiefMakerAlways says professional, so that means we need sponsorships and paychecks for our level of drinking!

Can I drink vodka (maybe not a whole bottle though) after the wine with dinner? Too much wine gives me a hangover. Wait, does that mean I’m not professional?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Because that gif makes it believable

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I know it's hard to believe an amazing guy like me, actually believes it



but


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But also thank you

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

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What was this in response to?! Slap me with a tortilla, see what that gets you...

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You can hold it really well! This is not going as I expected...

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The audio clips were AMAZING lol

What I'm reading is that we all needing to be drinking a whole bottle of wine and see where we are. @MischiefMakerAlways says professional, so that means we need sponsorships and paychecks for our level of drinking!

For the record, I'm only sponsoring one person, and we already know who it's going to be! But she had TWO bottles and was barely phased - so that's the benchmark.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Can I drink vodka (maybe not a whole bottle though) after the wine with dinner? Too much wine gives me a hangover. Wait, does that mean I’m not professional?

Allowed. *gavel gavel*

For the record, I'm only sponsoring one person, and we already know who it's going to be! But she had TWO bottles and was barely phased - so that's the benchmark.

Now I just need a sponsor since BFK won't sponsor me fucking favoritism

 

[TXRafe]

Allowed. *gavel gavel*

Now I just need a sponsor since BFK won't sponsor me fucking favoritism

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[Chloe_Harper]

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Allowed. *gavel gavel*

Now I just need a sponsor since BFK won't sponsor me fucking favoritism

2 Bottles and mostly sober... good luck and may the odds be in your favor.

And of fucking course there is favoritism! I'm about to be paying a fuckton in alimony and child support (not salty about taking care of the kids, a little salty about having to take care of her)!

 

[Sammysub07]

What I'm reading is that we all needing to be drinking a whole bottle of wine and see where we are. @MischiefMakerAlways says professional, so that means we need sponsorships and paychecks for our level of drinking!

His version of a professional was to date me by 18 years with my old school professional drinking days in Miami and to recall me now, at 38, drinking a glass or so a day! The bottle plus the other day does not count, it happens a few times a year.

His professional standards are skewed!
@MischiefMakerAlways has me like


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Can I drink vodka (maybe not a whole bottle though) after the wine with dinner? Too much wine gives me a hangover. Wait, does that mean I’m not professional?

We might need panel experts is this is going to be a thing!

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I know it's hard to believe an amazing guy like me, actually believes it

You know you’re only here for the bAss!

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[Chloe_Harper]

2 Bottles and mostly sober... good luck and may the odds be in your favor.

I'm a pro

And of fucking course there is favoritism! I'm about to be paying a fuckton in alimony and child support (not salty about taking care of the kids, a little salty about having to take care of her)!

Look. I hear you. I understand you. I totally get it. But, I am now the underdog without a sponsor. The person who i had hoped would sponsor me is trying to take me out of the game altogether. So, I'm gonna be bitter about sponsorship favoritism.