🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Neanderthal247]

His version of a professional was to date me by 18 years with my old school professional drinking days in Miami and to recall me now, at 38, drinking a glass or so a day! The bottle plus the other day does not count, it happens a few times a year.

His professional standards are skewed!
@MischiefMakerAlways has me like


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We might need panel experts is this is going to be a thing!

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You know you’re only here for the bAss!

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

His version of a professional was to date me by 18 years with my old school professional drinking days in Miami and to recall me now, at 38, drinking a glass or so a day! The bottle plus the other day does not count, it happens a few times a year.

I used your Miami days, your previous profession and cohorts, Grump's peers and their SOs, and your modest, but steady baseline. It's sound logic!

His professional standards are skewed!
@MischiefMakerAlways has me like


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You're just trying to be coy.

We might need panel experts is this is going to be a thing!

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You know you’re only here for the bAss!

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[Chloe_Harper]

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm a pro

This, I've gotta see for myself!

Look. I hear you. I understand you. I totally get it. But, I am now the underdog without a sponsor. The person who i had hoped would sponsor me is trying to take me out of the game altogether. So, I'm gonna be bitter about sponsorship favoritism.

Okay, so who's going to sponsor your would-be sponsor? I'm not, I support enough people as it is!

 

[Sammysub07]

What was this in response to?!

Nothing. Just because

Slap me with a tortilla, see what that gets you...

Challenge Accepted.
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For the record, I'm only sponsoring one person, and we already know who it's going to be!

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But she had one bottle + a glass and was barely phased - so that's the benchmark.

FIFY

 

[Neanderthal247]

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[TXRafe]

Nothing. Just because


Challenge Accepted.
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FIFY

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[Chloe_Harper]

This, I've gotta see for myself!

I'm working on it!

Okay, so who's going to sponsor your would-be sponsor? I'm not, I support enough people as it is!

Well, I can't worry about that. I'll win it all, and then I'll be swimming in sponsor offers!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Nothing. Just because

Challenge Accepted.
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You really want to see how heavy that hand is going to get, don't you?

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FIFY

Maybe you weren't as sober as you kept saying you were because that is NOT what you kept saying!

 

[Sammysub07]

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2 Bottles and mostly sober... good luck and may the odds be in your favor

All of this over hyping!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The bottle plus the other day does not count, it happens a few times a year.

I feel like if we lived closer together, that number would increase

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I feel like if we lived closer together, that number would increase

Are you planning on moving North?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Thank you Bestie idk why he would wanna cut me off anyway. *grumbles about hypocritical old men*

All of this over hyping!

Or not enough hyping *eyebrow waggle*

 

[Neanderthal247]

Thank you Bestie idk why he would wanna cut me off anyway. *grumbles about hypocritical old men*

Or not enough hyping *eyebrow waggle*

Because he doesn't want you to get tempted by the sexiest man on lit and yes, I'm talking about myself

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Are you planning on moving North?

If you mean by the Lit-overcrowded Ohio...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Because he doesn't want you to get tempted by the sexiest man on lit and yes, I'm talking about myself

Alcohol does mess with one's judgement... but, I mean, not by that much

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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All of this over hyping!

I'm your biggest cheerleader!

Or not enough hyping *eyebrow waggle*

I.... I don't even know what that means?

If you mean by the Lit-overcrowded Ohio...

So, you're saying you don't want to go to a place where people are more accepting of the sexual spectrum and have a higher interest in erotica and kink?

Okay then, suit yourself.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Alcohol does mess with one's judgement... but, I mean, not by that much

You mean you don't want all of this


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[Chloe_Harper]

I.... I don't even know what that means?

So, you're saying you don't want to go to a place where people are more accepting of the sexual spectrum and have a higher interest in erotica and kink?

A small percentage in Ohio, but a large percentage on Lit. Not worth it.

Okay then, suit yourself.

Just like with my sponsorship *sigh*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You mean you don't want all of this


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My boobs are better

 

[Neanderthal247]

My boobs are better

I would hope so, otherwise I'll look at Rafe differently

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

A small percentage in Ohio, but a large percentage on Lit. Not worth it.

what?

Just like with my sponsorship *sigh*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

what?

A small percentage of "Buckeyes" are the accepting people of the sexual kinkery. But there just happens to be a large percentage of that small percentage on Lit.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

A small percentage of "Buckeyes" are the accepting people of the sexual kinkery. But there just happens to be a large percentage of that small percentage on Lit.

Nah, that's not actually true, the loud ones just get the most press. There are a lot of swingers groups and for the population size, especially considering how wildly conservative a portion of the population of Ohio is (Amish & Mennonites), we're a fairly centric state which really means there are a lot of people with lots of kinks. Best way to find out is to be here though!