🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

Awww cute. ✨
I can't speak for the Queen, but my personal take is:

Ewwww!!! Take that romantic shit somewhere else!!! Yuck!! Lol

(I kid! I kid.)
🤣🤣🤣 Some days you want to be wooed, other days you want to be the wooer.
This is my reference for "I'm with you"

As a hopeless romantic all I can say… I played a little guitar today…
😍 loved this. And yeah sometimes I flip between being an optimistic realist and a hopeless romantic that still believes in the spark.
Most romantic thing I have done lately is laundry.
Damn, a man who does laundry for me is on my wishlist 😉
Pretty sure that's just a plain ol' crush! 😂🤣😅
Preach... Though I object to the term plain... All crushes should be spicy and flavourful 🤤
OMFG, finally finished work.

I need a bevvy and my pacifier!!
Sounds like the perfect end to a day 🤩
I'm salary and *supposed* to work 8 hr days. I get paid well and like my job, so I stick around, but I don't feel bad bitching about working 11 hrs, lol.
My boss once said if they paid me by the hour, I would bankrupt my department. Whenever they piss me off, I smile and say, 'I think it's time I speak to HR about my unpaid OT.' Lucky I love my job 80% of the time
I knew what you meant… 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Can’t imagine why it seemed obvious to me…. 🤷‍♀️😇😇
Because we're on the same Brat frequency.
So… when did the Brat house become the place to post a truck load of memes?
I have no idea, but we need to make sure to treat the infestation before it becomes a full blown outbreak 🤭
 
Good morning all..... Gathering my gear and sipping my coffee. Van leaves in a couple of hours for Sandusky. 7am race start in the morning tomorrow! ☕☕🧳🏃🏃🏃💨
Can we stalk your progress online? If it's Sandusky, is that the Coast to Coast Road one? I said to a colleague at work that I knew a person doing an ultra-marathon and he guessed it would be that one? Was he right?
 
Good morning everyone. I’m not sure how much I’ll be on today. I had to call out from work. We had to clean out three offices yesterday and I’m paying for it now. The thing that pissed me off was the younger people in the office didn’t lift a finger to move the heavy stuff. The three older guys ended up doing the hard work.
 
Good morning everyone. I’m not sure how much I’ll be on today. I had to call out from work. We had to clean out three offices yesterday and I’m paying for it now. The thing that pissed me off was the younger people in the office didn’t lift a finger to move the heavy stuff. The three older guys ended up doing the hard work.
Morning, hope you didn’t irritate any injuries. Some people have that, not in my job description attitude 🙄.
 
Morning, hope you didn’t irritate any injuries. Some people have that, not in my job description attitude 🙄.
It flared my back and knee. The back is a chronic issue I’ve had for years. I’m waiting for my MRI and ortho appointment for my knee, but all the lifting and moving the stuff down the hall irritated the knee even more. Oh well, nobody ever said getting older was easy, in fact it’s not for the weak.
 
Good morning everyone. I’m not sure how much I’ll be on today. I had to call out from work. We had to clean out three offices yesterday and I’m paying for it now. The thing that pissed me off was the younger people in the office didn’t lift a finger to move the heavy stuff. The three older guys ended up doing the hard work.
Damn! I know that from my own team today. Had to ask them to lift the boxes I'm not allowed to lift. I asked one of them why they thought I'd asked them to come to storage with me if not to lift the boxes and they said "For a chat." 🤦🏾‍♀️ Hope you're not out of action for too long.
 
In college there was multiple reports of a guy dressed in black hiding in bushes trying to look in the windows at the girls/ coed dorms. They even had an article about it in the school paper. So we are partying off campus on a Friday night and someone’s girlfriend shows up and says some guy popped out from the bushes and scared her. We get all riled up like we’re going to do something, but then someone makes a comment like he’s probably long gone by now. We settle down and keep drinking.
Another girl shows up with a similar story and four of us take off towards the dorms. Someone scares the guy out of the bushes and the creeper starts running. It’s dark and we kind of lose him. We come to a giant church and split up. My buddy catches him in the parking lot. I get there at a sprint and without breaking stride I hit him in the jaw. He’s on the ground and apologizing. My roommates called the cops and they came and arrested him. I didn’t stick around for that part as I was underage, drunk, and had just assaulted the guy.
 
In college there was multiple reports of a guy dressed in black hiding in bushes trying to look in the windows at the girls/ coed dorms. They even had an article about it in the school paper. So we are partying off campus on a Friday night and someone’s girlfriend shows up and says some guy popped out from the bushes and scared her. We get all riled up like we’re going to do something, but then someone makes a comment like he’s probably long gone by now. We settle down and keep drinking.
Another girl shows up with a similar story and four of us take off towards the dorms. Someone scares the guy out of the bushes and the creeper starts running. It’s dark and we kind of lose him. We come to a giant church and split up. My buddy catches him in the parking lot. I get there at a sprint and without breaking stride I hit him in the jaw. He’s on the ground and apologizing. My roommates called the cops and they came and arrested him. I didn’t stick around for that part as I was underage, drunk, and had just assaulted the guy.
 
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