🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Chloe_Harper]

Ok, before I dive in. I decided to enjoy my coffee outside because it's actually fairly nice this morning. Hobbled to the door, cane in one hand, full coffee in the other. Went to open my difficult door, would not budge. Cursing at myself for having this little strength because of this stupid back. Tried again. Wouldn't budge. Then, on the verge of breaking down, realized the door was locked.... unlocked it, opened the door just fine. Cursed my dumb brain instead

As a hopeless romantic all I can say… I played a little guitar today…

https://voca.ro/1odMVN6b0OLd

This is my reference for "I'm with you"

That's my "I'm with you" too!!!

Good morning all..... Gathering my gear and sipping my coffee. Van leaves in a couple of hours for Sandusky. 7am race start in the morning tomorrow!

Good luck!!! Remember, all even miles BH is cheering you on! All odd miles are for quiet contemplation and cheering yourself on and whatever mental and emotional journey you need! You are going to kick 230 miles of ass!!!

Good morning everyone. I’m not sure how much I’ll be on today. I had to call out from work. We had to clean out three offices yesterday and I’m paying for it now. The thing that pissed me off was the younger people in the office didn’t lift a finger to move the heavy stuff. The three older guys ended up doing the hard work.

Oh, this pissed me off for you. Cleaning out an entire office, mostly on my own, was how I hurt my back. Stupid dumb single "helper" over-filled some of the boxes too making them 3x as heavy as they should have been.

In college there was multiple reports of a guy dressed in black hiding in bushes trying to look in the windows at the girls/ coed dorms. They even had an article about it in the school paper. So we are partying off campus on a Friday night and someone’s girlfriend shows up and says some guy popped out from the bushes and scared her. We get all riled up like we’re going to do something, but then someone makes a comment like he’s probably long gone by now. We settle down and keep drinking.
Another girl shows up with a similar story and four of us take off towards the dorms. Someone scares the guy out of the bushes and the creeper starts running. It’s dark and we kind of lose him. We come to a giant church and split up. My buddy catches him in the parking lot. I get there at a sprint and without breaking stride I hit him in the jaw. He’s on the ground and apologizing. My roommates called the cops and they came and arrested him. I didn’t stick around for that part as I was underage, drunk, and had just assaulted the guy.

Ok, drunk or not, assault or not, you and your friends did amazing! Tracking him down and calling the cops. A lot of girls were able to rest a lot easier because of your actions. Thank you for being one of the good ones

Off to bed. Have a fabulous Wednesday y'all. Be good, well, no, that's no fun..... Be naughty and have some fun....

Sweetest of dreams! I will follow orders here and have all kinds of naughty fun

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Chloe's lurking
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[Hornymwtxn]

Negative, a small liberal arts school, but you’ve revealed your opinion of my academic abilities.
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Well I only took a couple of courses at a junior college if that tells you anything

 

[HollyS]

Good morning Brat House!

(For some reason, in my head that came out in Robin Williams' voice!)

Hope everyone has a nice and naughty Wednesday! And I hope all of you who are hurting feel better and are able to care for yourselves today.

As for me, I'm kind of dragging this morning! Despite a very pleasant and relaxing bedtime, I didn't sleep well at all. I did my usual - fell asleep almost instantly and then woke up again about an hour later.

Ah well, work awaits. Guess I'd better hop in the shower!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Good morning Brat House!

(For some reason, in my head that came out in Robin Williams' voice!)

I get it

Hope everyone has a nice and naughty Wednesday! And I hope all of you who are hurting feel better and are able to care for yourselves today.

Thank you

As for me, I'm kind of dragging this morning! Despite a very pleasant and relaxing bedtime, I didn't sleep well at all. I did my usual - fell asleep almost instantly and then woke up again about an hour later.

Oh no, that's never fun! I hope it's not like that all day for you!

Ah well, work awaits. Guess I'd better hop in the shower!

And I hope the shower helps!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Ok, before I dive in. I decided to enjoy my coffee outside because it's actually fairly nice this morning. Hobbled to the door, cane in one hand, full coffee in the other. Went to open my difficult door, would not budge. Cursing at myself for having this little strength because of this stupid back. Tried again. Wouldn't budge. Then, on the verge of breaking down, realized the door was locked.... unlocked it, opened the door just fine. Cursed my dumb brain instead

https://voca.ro/1odMVN6b0OLd

That's my "I'm with you" too!!!

Good luck!!! Remember, all even miles BH is cheering you on! All odd miles are for quiet contemplation and cheering yourself on and whatever mental and emotional journey you need! You are going to kick 230 miles of ass!!!

Oh, this pissed me off for you. Cleaning out an entire office, mostly on my own, was how I hurt my back. Stupid dumb single "helper" over-filled some of the boxes too making them 3x as heavy as they should have been.

Ok, drunk or not, assault or not, you and your friends did amazing! Tracking him down and calling the cops. A lot of girls were able to rest a lot easier because of your actions. Thank you for being one of the good ones

Sweetest of dreams! I will follow orders here and have all kinds of naughty fun

Oh dear,
the only time I wish to hear about you needing a cane is after a proper encounter.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh dear,
the only time I wish to hear about you needing a cane is after a proper encounter.

It's definitely not my favorite use of a cane but it's keeping me from falling over when things randomly stop working midstep

 

[BrendaBear]

Good morning, my lovelies!!!!

I just got out of the shower, my hair is wrapped in a towel still. So I'm doing my usual first in the morning things, opening the blinds, opening the french door for my fur babies (even though they have a pet door, they love the french doors being open). Log in to my work computer, and into my hope computer... that's a funny typo... not sure that's wrong... but I meant my home computer and refresh the screen, and see a reply from @Chloe_Harper so I click on that. Then listen to her post... now I have tears in my eyes. Thank you Chloe for sticking it out, working through it, and sharing your beautiful thoughts with us. I love you girl!

Now... carry on with regular bedlam... I'll be getting a cold Pepsi...

 

[NakedStoryLover]

It's definitely not my favorite use of a cane but it's keeping me from falling over when things randomly stop working midstep

The use of "things" here is concerning, but then I've not reviewed your full medical file. Yet.

Hope all you decrepit pervs are on the mend and feeling better today. Mid-coffee here and off to my first meeting of the day after working late. #NoOneCares

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Good morning, my lovelies!!!!

I just got out of the shower, my hair is wrapped in a towel still. So I'm doing my usual first in the morning things, opening the blinds, opening the french door for my fur babies (even though they have a pet door, they love the french doors being open). Log in to my work computer, and into my hope computer... that's a funny typo... not sure that's wrong... but I meant my home computer and refresh the screen, and see a reply from @Chloe_Harper so I click on that. Then listen to her post... now I have tears in my eyes. Thank you Chloe for sticking it out, working through it, and sharing your beautiful thoughts with us. I love you girl!

Now... carry on with regular bedlam... I'll be getting a cold Pepsi...

Aww, Brenda I just was trying to say your music made my toughest time of the day so much better! And put a couple things in perspective for me I've been a whiny bitch lately, and I need to just calm down enjoy that Pepsi girl!

The use of "things" here is concerning, but then I've not reviewed your full medical file. Yet.

What happens after you review my medical file?

Hope all you decrepit pervs are on the mend and feeling better today. Mid-coffee here and off to my first meeting of the day after working late. #NoOneCares

Aw, have a fun meeting. We'll just be in here having handicapped orgies until you get back

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So, I did this to myself this morning, but now this song is stuck in my head...

So, you're welcome

Which then always makes me think of this scene from Will&Grace

 

[BrendaBear]

So, I did this to myself this morning, but now this song is stuck in my head...

So, you're welcome

Which then always makes me think of this scene from Will&Grace

OMG!!! That is awesome!!!!! I never watched that show, but I have seen snippets of it here and there from others watching it.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

OMG!!! That is awesome!!!!! I never watched that show, but I have seen snippets of it here and there from others watching it.

He loves Cher, has her Barbie doll, and he thinks she is a drag queen impersonator until she slaps him one of my favorite scenes from the whole show

 

[BrendaBear]

He loves Cher, has her Barbie doll, and he thinks she is a drag queen impersonator until she slaps him one of my favorite scenes from the whole show

That is too funny! Should she be complimented that he loves her and adores her or be massively insulted because he thinks she's a drag queen impersonating... herself. It's like... "what... I don't look enough like me???"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That is too funny! Should she be complimented that he loves her and adores her or be massively insulted because he thinks she's a drag queen impersonating... herself. It's like... "what... I don't look enough like me???"

And then she sings to prove it, and he's like "you aren't doing it right" oh gosh, such a funny show.

 

[BrendaBear]

This morning, you tube suggested a video of a guy playing slide dobro to me. I was confused at first... I'm like, I don't recognize this guy.. what the??? Then I noticed no views and only a few followers and it clicked... oh, this is someone like me just posting a video (in this case I think it was just music) so I watched it and clicked on like. A bit slower blues than I care for, but it was cool. It kept reminding me of a tune from Triumph, so now I'm listening to that... because I gotta!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So, I did this to myself this morning, but now this song is stuck in my head...

So, you're welcome

Which then always makes me think of this scene from Will&Grace

If I could turn back time
I would not have sold that Google stock I bought on their IPO.

Dumbest fucking thing I have ever done.

 

[BrendaBear]

He loves Cher, has her Barbie doll, and he thinks she is a drag queen impersonator until she slaps him one of my favorite scenes from the whole show

I found the scene on YouTube.... Cher was awesome.

 

[BrendaBear]

If I could turn back time
I would not have sold that Google stock I bought on their IPO.

Dumbest fucking thing I have ever done.

I don't know... letting me label you as Captain Vanilla on a kinky thread wasn't exactly an Einstein moment.

And don't forget that time I got you banned from "Trader Joe's" because of my teasing you under the table and made you yell out some unique statements...

And then there was... nevermind. Yes! That goggle thing was the dumbest thing! Yeppers!

 

[Rj_1954]

I only do goggle searches...

 

[BrendaBear]

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[BrendaBear]

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[Chloe_Harper]

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Wait, there's a thing where we can turn it on or off?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I hid it from you , you ain't gonna find it

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[Sexy_Singer]

S'up