Indie
Literotica Guru
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Oh, I'm counting on it. After 5 days, I'm fucking starving.Sorry but no pancakes today. No groceries in the house yet.
I’ll take care of you still. Don’t worry about that.
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Oh, I'm counting on it. After 5 days, I'm fucking starving.Sorry but no pancakes today. No groceries in the house yet.
I’ll take care of you still. Don’t worry about that.
I thought it was the burnt sausage that you got you hooked.I'm over here waiting for some burnt pancakes now that @lmizzler is back
Enough is never a word you want to hear about your boner. Never want to be just "enough."Your boners look real enough to me
I thought it was the burnt sausage that you got you hooked.
It could be spiritually TuesdayOh … I was gonna post some Titty Tuesday pics of my tits dripping in chocolate sauce, but it’s not Tuesday anymore.
Oops
Its Tuesday in america cause we had monday off. So everything moved a day.Oh … I was gonna post some Titty Tuesday pics of my tits dripping in chocolate sauce, but it’s not Tuesday anymore.
Oops
Oh … I was gonna post some Titty Tuesday pics of my tits dripping in chocolate sauce, but it’s not Tuesday anymore.
Oops
I still find it a little odd that the eggplant emoji is used as a penis emoji. I just never considered eggplants to be phallic. The 'regular' purple eggplants of my youth were too bulbous to think of as a potential penile replacements.Maybe you fancy yourself an eggplant or just a nice dick.
Checks my calendar.... looks like Tuesday to me!Oh … I was gonna post some Titty Tuesday pics of my tits dripping in chocolate sauce, but it’s not Tuesday anymore.
Oops
You knew who we were when you posted that. We can’t be chastised for being who you knew we were.You thirsty fuckers the lot of you
I still find it a little odd that the eggplant emoji is used as a penis emoji. I just never considered eggplants to be phallic. The 'regular' purple eggplants of my youth were too bulbous to think of as a potential penile replacements.
You can deep throat a cookie?Clearly forgot the dirty part I was to excited to show off my cookie pics but, I'm happy to correct my mistake
Deepthroating but, more importantly some eye contact
I couldn't personally... gag reflex is way too sensitive.You can deep throat a cookie?
I mean, doesn't make sense to me. Missing alot of tastiness. But then again, I can't deepthroat anything to begin with.Why are always inclined to deep throat food object that represent phallic objects?
You’re such a cookie perv. I love it.I couldn't personally... gag reflex is way too sensitive.
But maybe if you count biscoti as a cookie, might be logistically easier compared to a round cookie?
I mean, I'm a whore for a good homemade chocolate chip cookie. Especially with ice cream. I'd do unspeakable things.You’re such a cookie perv. I love it.
How do you feel about nuts?I mean, I'm a whore for a good homemade chocolate chip cookie. Especially with ice cream. I'd do unspeakable things.
hello my delicious and tasty friends. I see we have a delectable new place to eat, perv, discuss food, and perv again.