🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

I still find it a little odd that the eggplant emoji is used as a penis emoji. I just never considered eggplants to be phallic. The 'regular' purple eggplants of my youth were too bulbous to think of as a potential penile replacements.

Maybe you're just not hanging out with the right penises... 🤔
 
Clearly forgot the dirty part I was to excited to show off my cookie pics but, I'm happy to correct my mistake

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Deepthroating but, more importantly some eye contact
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You can deep throat a cookie?
 
hello my delicious and tasty friends. I see we have a delectable new place to eat, perv, discuss food, and perv again.
 
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