🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[MrPersonManGuy]

A case of Pedialyte and 24 hours free of responsibilities

A nuclear powered laser pointer

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Six dozen rotten eggs.

 

[Btq97]

Half a glasses chain

 

[__Nathan1968]

A latex replica of your own penis, only smaller but more magnificent.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Endless hiccups.

 

[Biggalute]

Terribly offensive wind, I blame the dried fruit in the Christmas pud

 

[Btq97]

Several empty whisky bottles

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A CD that does nothing but skip.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

A violet wand.

 

[ABiGuy84]

The Largest Pet Rock Collection.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Owl pellets.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Sticky Blue Eyeshadow

 

[Sageboundtight]

Salad

 

[Lmizzler]

He’s bringing a life sized @vagrantx blow up doll… with a hole that leaks out all the air in it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He’s bringing a life sized @vagrantx blow up doll… with a hole that leaks out all the air in it.

A ball of broken, unstoppable, worn out and dingy rubber bands

 

[vagrantx]

A ball of broken, unstoppable, worn out and dingy rubber bands

A single, sun-dried shrimp.

 

[SWR101]

A single, sun-dried shrimp.

A can of the finest dog food

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A can of the finest dog food

A vag/dick bedazzling kit- complete with glitter spray, sparkling lights, and a clap on/off music box to play out of tune Christmas carols.


This thread got resurrected at an odd time of year!

 

[Lmizzler]

A vag/dick bedazzling kit- complete with glitter spray, sparkling lights, and a clap on/off music box to play out of tune Christmas carols.


This thread got resurrected at an odd time of year!

I'd say blame me but it was really @vagrantx fault. She brought Krampus up and my mind went to this thread.

You're being given a grub infestation in your garden.

 

[vagrantx]

I'd say blame me but it was really @vagrantx fault. She brought Krampus up and my mind went to this thread.

You're being given a grub infestation in your garden.

He's carrying an old, worn out burlap sack, but it seems to weigh nothing. It drops to the floor with the lightest of thuds, and the merry maniac snickers as he pulls on the bow-tied string. Crinkled and crisp, he unveils your gift; a massive roll of bubble wrap!

But all the bubbles are popped.

There will be no more popping.

Ever.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He's carrying an old, worn out burlap sack, but it seems to weigh nothing. It drops to the floor with the lightest of thuds, and the merry maniac snickers as he pulls on the bow-tied string. Crinkled and crisp, he unveils your gift; a massive roll of bubble wrap!

But all the bubbles are popped.

There will be no more popping.

Ever.

Lucky lucky glow in the dark autographed (by Yuri Lipski) snorkle

 

[__Nathan1968]

A bag of power cables that may or may not (probably not) go to any electronic device that you currently own.

 

[Mada69]

Tupperware containers with lids...nothing matches or fits.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Tupperware containers with lids...nothing matches or fits.

A bag of loose screws and a note that says, "They came from important pieces in the house."

 

[Mada69]

A bag of loose screws and a note that says, "They came from important pieces in the house."

The note is the worst part of this