🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[lavendersilk]

I would guess August… Leo-kitty energies…

Leo rising so not far off.

 

[BrendaBear]

I got two hands!

Don’t monkeys have hands instead of feet? I would have thought you could vote with your feet, while your hands are busy furiously wanking away… you and someone else…

 

[StillRain]

I got two hands!

And opposable thumbs!

 

[StillRain]

Don’t monkeys have hands instead of feet? I would have thought you could vote with your feet, while your hands are busy furiously wanking away… you and someone else…

I mean…. She sounds like she’s volunteering here @SalaciousMonkey22 ?

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean…. She sounds like she’s volunteering here @SalaciousMonkey22 ?

 

[InThe312]

Like anyone forgot your closet furry-ism

 

[BrendaBear]

Like anyone forgot your closet furry-ism

 

[Grant55]

Thankfully nobody knows when my bday is.

Well, if I know when it is, then I can sing happy birthday to you.

 

[37_ttej]

Wow you guys have been so busy voting I’m guessing there’s been no time for wanking.




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You assume wrong. Only requires one hand for each. We can multitask.

Edit: And thanks @StillRain , nothing gets me going quite like a hot, multicoloured pie graph!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And opposable thumbs!

You calling me argumentative?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You calling me argumentative?

I thought it was more like this

'is awesome' and 'loves to wank' would be interchangeable

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought it was more like this

'is awesome' and 'loves to wank' would be interchangeable

Both those things are true….thanks for recognizing

 

[crazychemgirl]

And I don’t know whose idea the @Lmizzler notification bomb was but I’m comfortable throwing some votes towards @crazychemgirl because I’m sure she’s not innocent at the very least.

I think that was @OrdinaryPerson


But I think it was my idea when we did it to @Bry1313 first and then to @OrdinaryPerson

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of @OrdinaryPerson …. *evil laugh

 

[Bry1313]

I think that was @OrdinaryPerson


But I think it was my idea when we did it to @Bry1313 first and then to @OrdinaryPerson

This all sounds correct

 

[Bry1313]

Speaking of @OrdinaryPerson …. *evil laugh

What did you do

 

[StillRain]

Ooooh it’s a three way.

We know some of you wanky fuckers like it like that, don’t we.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wow you guys have been so busy voting I’m guessing there’s been no time for wanking.




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Where do we vote? I looked in original post but didn't see it.

 

[StillRain]

Well, the moment you have been waiting for! No more POJ’s. This time YOU’RE the POJ. Who will be YOUR wanker of the Year?!

You’ve heard what your nominee’s have had to say about this life-altering award, the art of the wank, and what it means to them. Now you get to decide what listening to that crap wisdom has meant to you.

GET YOUR VOTE ON, YOU FREAKY BABIES. Never before has a vote been this impactful or important.

VOTE NOW! For Wanker of the Year!

You don’t get a sticker at our polling booth, you get MOIST (one way or another).

Voting Closes, November 24.

This is a totally anonymous poll, here at WOTW HQ we don’t believe in voter registrations or ensuring a fair process.

A reminder to get your vote on!

 

[BrendaBear]

Where do we vote? I looked in original post but didn't see it.

 

[StillRain]

I mean it should be in my signature now also.

 

[Bry1313]

Ooooh it’s a three way.

We know some of you wanky fuckers like it like that, don’t we.




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So people have really voted? (Non-voter here)

 

[Mr_bogey]

So people have really voted? (Non-voter here)

 

[Bry1313]

Believe or don’t, my vote is still available.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Believe or don’t, my vote is still available.

I kept to one vote, but already voted. How I voted is a secret...