🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

@StillRain, I saw this and thought of you:

yeah you are

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

Ooooh, I want a peek into your masturbatory journal! Are there illustrations too?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

nominated for keeping a list and not sharing it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

Feeling a little pent up?

 

[Grant55]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

Is that hard to do with the spoon?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Once again... I have a bidet and there's no leakage cause my butthole is tiiiiight

 

[Apisto42]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

I’ve been wanking to a list.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I played Miriah Carey All I want for Christmas all December and I got 0 nominations. I call this award a sham

 

[crazychemgirl]

I played Miriah Carey All I want for Christmas all December and I got 0 nominations. I call this award a sham

Nominated for attempting to nominate themselves and for spelling Mariah’s name wrong

 

[Neanderthal247]

Nominated for attempting to nominate themselves and for spelling Mariah’s name wrong

I spelled it wrong on purpose, so I could get your vote

 

[Saltfountain]

@Nicefella for simultaneously causing the chest thread to be closed whilst disproving his username...

 

[Nicefella]

@Nicefella for simultaneously causing the chest thread to be closed whilst disproving his username...

It sounds so rarified when you say “whilst”. I can’t wait to finally win. I just might this time.

 

[Saltfountain]

It sounds so rarified when you say “whilst”. I can’t wait to finally win. I just might this time.

I'm gonna say no...

 

[LostHorizon]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

How did that work out for you?

 

[StillRain]

Can we start nominating people again?


I’ve been keeping a list of wanking.

What’s this? You guys miss this amazing thread and awards?










































Understandable.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @StillRain for making us wait so fucking long for this.

 

[Apisto42]

What’s this? You guys miss this amazing thread and awards?










































Understandable.

Wanker

 

[InThe312]

I nominate @StillRain for making us wait so fucking long for this.

I mean, she WAS off getting engaged. That’s not wanking at all

 

[Indie]

I mean, she WAS off getting engaged. That’s not wanking at all

Really? Congrats!!!!

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, she WAS off getting engaged. That’s not wanking at all

 

[StillRain]

Don’t worry, you’ll always be my special little pocket pickle.

 

[Apisto42]

Don’t worry, you’ll always be my special little pocket pickle.

Nominating @StillRain for having a pocket pickle whilst newly engaged. Total wanker.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating @StillRain for having a pocket pickle whilst newly engaged. Total wanker.

It’s okay, he knows my real world aversion to pickles. .

 

[MindYaBitness]