🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

I can see it now. He shows up with a lovely bouquet of flowers. She opens the door. He glances in and sees what she’s already grown.
Just fucking great he thinks as he says, “Hey, nice garden.”
“Thanks, these are nice, too,” she replies, but she doesn’t really believe it.

Aaaand scene.
This is why you bring snacks instead of flowers.;)
 
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