šŸ”PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

I can see it now. He shows up with a lovely bouquet of flowers. She opens the door. He glances in and sees what she’s already grown.
Just fucking great he thinks as he says, ā€œHey, nice garden.ā€
ā€œThanks, these are nice, too,ā€ she replies, but she doesn’t really believe it.

Aaaand scene.
This is why you bring snacks instead of flowers.;)
 
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