Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Masturbation

[ColeyD]

When I was married, I caught him masturbating twice.. I was appalled!!
I found his porn twice, I was appalled...

Now that's all I want is to know a guy is masturbating to me..

(I wasn't the best sexually supportive wife..I wish I could go back and change a lot sexually with him)

You must be so many guys go-to here!!

 

[Apisto42]

Is this really true?

Or is it one of those things people say, you know, like masturbation makes you go blind.

I’m shocked, I say I’m shocked, that you would doubt the veracity of my statement. Wounded even.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I used to masterbate one or twice daily.

Now I have meds that means I can't orgasm. This sucks. A lot. And is immensely frustrating.

It has been 4 months.

I cannot wait to end these meds.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m shocked, I say I’m shocked, that you would doubt the veracity of my statement. Wounded even.

Why, Sir. I had no idea that my no doubt poorly expressed doubts regarding the veracity of your statement would shake you amour-propre to such a degree. Please allow me to make fulsome apology for my thoughtless words and questionable manners.

 

[joclfc]

I used to masterbate one or twice daily.

Now I have meds that means I can't orgasm. This sucks. A lot. And is immensely frustrating.

It has been 4 months.

I cannot wait to end these meds.

That sounds horrible, not being able to finish what you started

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Yes, let's have some intercourse about masturbation

 

[Apisto42]

Yes, let's have some intercourse about masturbation

Even being a subject matter expert, it never hurts to advance your education.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Tonight the rhymes that I'm creating
Don't thrill me like masturbating
I chop down forests with my Rhyme Ax
But that can't beat a single climax
Should I write a brilliant sonnet?
Or get my vibe and GRIIIIND on it?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Look at all these responses. I leave for a few days and you wankers have given me all kind of info. Thank you for spilling the seed about your masturbatory habits.

I shall go back and see how many of you are hair palmed and blind.

 

[BongoGal]

I used to masterbate one or twice daily.

Now I have meds that means I can't orgasm. This sucks. A lot. And is immensely frustrating.

It has been 4 months.

I cannot wait to end these meds.

That does sound maddening, but I'm not clear as to what it is like. Do the meds silence your libido or do they allow arousal but keep orgasms out of reach? If it's the latter, do they feel close, as if you might get there if you keep going, or does it feel like they are too far away to even try?

 

[Wand3rlust]

That does sound maddening, but I'm not clear as to what it is like. Do the meds silence your libido or do they allow arousal but keep orgasms out of reach? If it's the latter, do they feel close, as if you might get there if you keep going, or does it feel like they are too far away to even try?

So, it has quashed my libido a little. But I'm unsure as to whether that is now as I assume that an orgasm would be hard to come by. (Pun intended...)

And what happens is, I get to a point. And then there just seems to be nothing I can do to make the next step happen. No matter what I think of, touch, say or do... it just ends... at that level.

I'm single so I don't have any clue if someone else would have more luck than me. But it always took me a long time on my own anyway. So.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I used to masterbate one or twice daily.

Now I have meds that means I can't orgasm. This sucks. A lot. And is immensely frustrating.

It has been 4 months.

I cannot wait to end these meds.

I stopped posting here regularly about 4 months ago...

 

[Drinkmein]

I hardly ever get to anymore. The last time I tried, I wasn’t even able to come for whatever reason my body is just being a bitch.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

So, as I was perusing social media, this article came up.

Hot Girl From The Bachelor No Longer Masturbates

I’m not sure why my socials had stuff from The Bachelor on there.

Anyway…

It’s a tragic story about this really pretty girl who hasn’t masturbated in 10 years. It’s one of the saddest stories I’ve ever read in my life. Apparently, she used to be a chronic masturbator. But, she stopped.

Now, I’ve been free of masturbation for the last hour and a half. But, it’s pretty rare that I go very long without an orgasm.

The longest I’ve gone without an orgasm since my, uhm, “coming” of age is 4 days, I believe. And that’s when I had a vasectomy. I was very gingerly wanking for days later trying to make sure I didn’t damage my wounded junk.

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without an orgasm? Are you addicted to masturbating? Could you stop if you wanted? How often do you do it?

You know, I was genuinely a bit nervous following my vasectomy (the sole act I've ever done that could be called "altruistic" - but was it truly? No, I just fucking hate condoms.) about that first orgasm. Now I regret the vasectomy because I realize I basically ruined the best form of revenge against - this. I was all "the world does NOT need another me" which is exactly why I should have been poppin' out LITTERS of me! Now I'll have to be satisfied with hacking the nuclear codes and getting us on that "mutually assured destruction" path. Getting chicks preggo would have been a LOT easier. Anyway, gotta go, those codes ain't gonna hack themselves!

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I hardly ever get to anymore. The last time I tried, I wasn’t even able to come for whatever reason my body is just being a bitch.

Ironically, the female dog is no longer considered a bitch if she bore puppies, so once able to reproduce, the term "bitch" no longer is applicable. The More You Think You Know...