Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Masturbation

When I was married, I caught him masturbating twice.. I was appalled!!
I found his porn twice, I was appalled...

Now that's all I want is to know a guy is masturbating to me..🤩😊🤩

(I wasn't the best sexually supportive wife..I wish I could go back and change a lot sexually with him)
You must be so many guys go-to here!!
 
I’m shocked, I say I’m shocked, that you would doubt the veracity of my statement. Wounded even.
Why, Sir. I had no idea that my no doubt poorly expressed doubts regarding the veracity of your statement would shake you amour-propre to such a degree. Please allow me to make fulsome apology for my thoughtless words and questionable manners.




:p
 
I used to masterbate one or twice daily.

Now I have meds that means I can't orgasm. This sucks. A lot. And is immensely frustrating.

It has been 4 months.

I cannot wait to end these meds.
That sounds horrible, not being able to finish what you started
 
Tonight the rhymes that I'm creating
Don't thrill me like masturbating
I chop down forests with my Rhyme Ax
But that can't beat a single climax
Should I write a brilliant sonnet?
Or get my vibe and GRIIIIND on it?
 
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